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Once upon a time......
2000-10-10, 8:49 AM #1
Once upon a time, a little girl named red riding hood was walking in the forest when she was run over by a sherman tank.

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2000-11-28, 3:49 AM #2
Suddenly a woman came from nowhere screaming,'My baby, my baby!!!' She flipped over Red riding hoods head,'wait this is not my baby!' She farted and walked away.

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
2000-11-28, 6:14 AM #3
Then, red riding hood came back to life and ate the driver of the tank.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-11-28, 3:17 PM #4
It turned out that the driver of the tank was a mere disguise, the aerosol deodorant was that way, "I knew I should have taken that left turn at alberquerque" said the red cloaked riding thingamajig.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2000-11-30, 8:48 AM #5
Then red's shoe fell off, and a slug ate it.
There is no Emotion; there is Peace.
There is no Ignorance; there is Knowledge.
There is no Passion; There is serenity.
There is no Death; there is the Force.

TN_Jacen_Solo
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2000-12-01, 2:52 AM #6
Suddenly the slug grew bigger and bigger!

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Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
2000-12-03, 4:31 AM #7
Then came evil Sven Solo and said:"fart!"

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all things both great and small,
for the dear God who loved us,
He may ain't love at all.
WHAT?
2000-12-05, 8:31 AM #8
But the slug ate Sven Solo...
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-12-05, 1:18 PM #9
But then Little red riding hood pulled out her lightsaber and slaughterd the slug and ate him for super.. The slug come to find out was poisionious.. The all died..

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2000-12-07, 7:13 AM #10
Except for Sarn who had just been watching the whole scene from the top of a tree.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-12-08, 2:05 AM #11
(Very funny, hm... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif])

Suddenly out of nowhere a old grandpa jumped into the open. He rose his hands and begun to charge up. Blue fire came from his body.

Sarn looked at him, 'It's the Super Jedi.''
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
2000-12-08, 3:46 AM #12
Hey wait a minute!!! My dog is a dark Super Jedi!

*duke eats the old guy*

Uh oh my dog's have indegestion

/my dog throws up bits off the old man!

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Hmmm... that looks good, let's blow it up! -HCF clan motto

HCF_Duke
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2000-12-11, 9:08 AM #13
Sarn is once again saved by the wonderous "Dog of Duke" He thanks the Mighty Dog, and then runs off to eat some cheese.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-12-13, 3:33 AM #14
Duke decided to give Sarn some chesse but Duke said," You may only have this chesse if join me and we can rule the Galaxy as a normal dark jedi and a super dark jedi" and Sarn had a choice to take the Dark side or be under his rule!
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2000-12-14, 9:58 AM #15
Sarn says, "Sure, as long as I get to be the Super Dark Jedi."
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2000-12-15, 2:08 AM #16
Duke says, "okay but there will be 2 super dark jedi!"

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A dog has arisen and is now the dog of the Massassi Temple and his name is Duke!!

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2000-12-17, 3:45 AM #17
Suddenly Sven Solo got back his life and fartkilled everybody including himself!!!!


The End
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose sitting on a couch watching spirit crushing game shows, stuffing junk food into your mouth...
But why would I do a thing like that, i chose not to choose this life.
I chose the Star Wars life...
2000-12-18, 2:05 AM #18
Sven that wasn't the ending!!!!! Sarn and Duke both had gas masks on!

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A dog has arisen and is now the dog of the Massassi Temple and his name is Duke!!

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2000-12-20, 2:28 AM #19
As did mortimer the frog, who in turn took out his DL-44 and shot the bottom of both super-jedi's lightsabers, then blasted them both in the gas mask, so they had to inhale the fart death, and they both died.
2000-12-20, 5:08 AM #20
But to mortimer's surprise, they were RBots of Duke and Sarn and the true Duke and Sarn jumped out of the bush and Sarn choked mortimer while Duke slashed at him with his lightsaber and they left in there specially designed Death Star!



[This message has been edited by HCF_Duke (edited December 20, 2000).]
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2000-12-20, 5:15 AM #21
And this Death Star was specially made because the ventilation shaft that Luke shot in from Death Star I was covered up with a forcefield that blocked any kind of objects from entering such as laser fire or proton torpedos and Sarn and Duke were heading for the planet of Bespin!
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2000-12-20, 12:17 PM #22
Then, Sarn thanked Duke for handling the story while he was off playing Syphon Filter, and together they began blowing up planets.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

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