One day a neon cup named Ted walked into a barber shop.

ted asked barber to give him a shave and the barber looked at him in a dazed and confused way

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Concussion Rifles don't kill people, I kill people

then ted sudenly died for no obvious reason ( )

[This message has been edited by Viper45 (edited December 27, 2000).]

(Sorry, but I think since it is 4 am here, I might be a little stupid. oohhh, whats this?? A teddy bear?? How cool!! /me likes the teddy bear....you will surrender to the teddy bear....now! Do it! Kiss the bear! Now gosh dang it! I dont have all day ya know!!! Aaahhhh, me and my bear have had a lot of great adventures, especially in my dreams........*deep breath* aaaaaahhhhhhh..........

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[This message has been edited by Viper45 (edited December 27, 2000).]

Luckily for ted, the barber opened a starbucks and ted came back to life.

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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ted then ran outa the store and got hit by a bus!

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*I dont mind being the god of death forever* DÜò MÀxWë¿¿
Member of the Gwing Tourny
Mystic Jupiter's Body Guard and God of Death
Leader of the Beta Testing Inc.

Then a big Minock bird poped on the teddy bear. *teddy bar drowns in poo and is never seen again*