here is the intro of a story i started on my site (See sig)

A long time ago, in a galexy Far, Far away...

In The Time Of The New Republic And A Time Of Peace, The Galexy
Was Finaly Able To settle down And Relax, With The Empire
Defeated The New Republic was born. But Like Any Government It
Had It's Troubles. The One Knowen As Luke Skywalker Started To
Try And Settle These Troubles And Formed A New Jedi Counsel.
Headed By His Wife Mara.

There Was A Young Jedi Master On This New Counsel, He Was Jedi
Master Soules. He Had Been Trained By Luke Himself, But No
Matter What Happened Master Soules Was Clumsey. He Had Once Been
On A Diplomatic Mission And Attacked A New Republic Cruiser. But
Anyway Back To The Plot...

Because Of His Clumsieness Banished From The Jedi Tower. To
Prove Himself Worthy He Seeked Out The Roumor Of The Sith Lord,
Darth Tollefson. On His Way To Find Darth Tollefson, He Was
Attacked By An Evil Apprentice, Darth Mackenzie, And Was Engaged
In A Deadly Saber Duel. Will This Be The End Of A Bumbeling Jedi?

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If You Can't Beat It, Cheat It

Grant Headed out and searched for a cruiser to hunt for the famed tollefson, he bartered and begged for a transport, but afet he blew up the first 3 ships he figured no1 would give him one, so he stowed away on one, carfully hiding in a droid closet. when the transport docked at a burger king, Grant got off and looked for a way to get the evil darth tollefson. as he was waiting in line a nerdy voice cut into a daydream.

Makenzie: want fries with that?
Grant: ummm, sure, you wouldn't happen to know where a sith lord is? would you?
MAkenzie: No y you looking for one?
Grant: yes i am, im gonna kill him and be a good jedi again.
Makenzie: oh, ok, then you will have to die

What thought GRant, i ordered fries and he gets mad, hmmm, could it be...

Makenzie: YES IT IS I, DARTH MAKENZIE THE EVIL SITH LORDS APPRENTICE...

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If You Can't Beat It, Cheat It