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The monkey that knew too much about the monkey that knew too little

2000-10-17, 12:17 PM #1

RabidPlatypus

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"hmmmm," said the monkey, "it seems i have stumbled upon a laundromat.

I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

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2000-10-17, 1:04 PM #2

AlexanderJedi

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So the monkey took of his funny little suit and gave it to the workers to have it dry cleaned. Then the monkey decided to do his favorite passtime...streaking.

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2000-10-18, 9:21 AM #3

RabidPlatypus

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Then the police arrested the monkey for ingesting large dehydrated clumps of solid excretory matter (ha ha Lordvader)

2001-01-27, 7:25 AM #4

Electro

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then the monkey esaceped and became menkey

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