...I don't think Earth is in the Star Wars universe...
But anyway...
Syro Hirosho (this is now in third person) walked into a building. Luckily for him, the building was made of fake tofu and Syro could easily eat through the locked door. The firebird was being eaten by farmers. Syro pushed them away, then shot himself in the foot for no reason. Luckily, several thousand bicycle tires fell from the sky and washed him out the door and into outer space. Fortunately, Syro had remembered to keep the oven light on in his kitchen, so he could now breathe in outer space. TBC...
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"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Project Leader of
RemRan Productions
"The Answer to everything...Life, the Universe, and Everything, is...42!"
--Deep Thought
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Project Leader of
RemRan Productions