Luke blocks Vaders saber as he whips at Luke, Luke turns off his saber & then says "Vader lets stop fighting and have a tea party".
Vader replies "Bah" and slices off lukes hand.
Luke bursts into tears, Vader taunts "Sissy"

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Just gimme a blasta and point me in the right direction!
~May the Funk be with ya all~

Vader;I am sry to say this but:

I AM YOUR FATHER

Luke h really?
Vader:Yes
Luke:Are you sure, because how can I possibly be as ugly as you?
Vader:Good point
Luke:so dad, you know I blew up the Death Star!!
Vader:Why you little ~strangles luke~
Vader uses force throw..
and chucks a crate at luke trying to knock him off the gantry

Luke w, that really hurt!!

Then Vader said "Join me and together we can destroy the Emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son!"
Luke replied "Dad did u know I defeated an AT-AT! And sliced of a Wampa's arm! And I lead a Rebel Strike force!"
Vader then said "I uh, killed your father! But will you join me and defeat that stupid master of mine? And rule the galaxy with me?"
Luke replied "Your just a sad old bloke in a black suit" and leaped off the gantry,
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" Luke screamed "Damn I missed those tunnels!"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

*luke calls leila through telepathy*
Luke: Waaaa help me waaa!
*leia speaks to Han*
Leia: That stoopid crybaby is crying for help again.
Han: Let's just ignore him this time.
Leia: Doesn't he still owe you money for that ride to the death star?
Han: Holy S*** you're right!
*they turn back*


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Hey wait a minute!!! Han was in carbonite and Lando was driving!!!

Lando: You owe Han big time Luke!
Luke: But I don't wanna!
Lando: Do it before you get a lickin'
Luke: Waaaaaa!!!
*Lando smacks Luke*
Luke: WAAAAA!!!!
*Leia comes up*
*Leia helps Lando by smacking Luke more*
Luke: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Leia: Pay back Han and will stop
Luke: ok..

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then leia gets captured by stormies, and George Lucas accidently sprays freezing cold water over han (he thought there was a fire but it was lukes behind)Han freezes into carbinanite and Boba Fett runs off with him.Then Luke falls down a pipe

Leia:Thats where u belong you ugly rat!

Stormtrooper:There she is, admire her!

Leia:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Lando then possitions the millenium falcon under cloud sity trying to conduct electricity to blow up the ship

Lando:Take this Han, you cheated in that game, its still my ship.

But then the falcon gets caught, blows its engine, and falls through the clouds.

Luke falls out the pipe, misses the bars he could of held onto and falls....on top of Darth Vaders Tie Fighter

Then luke realised it was actually Vaders Shuttle!

Good to see that your a Massassian, Rex. Anyways:
Luke lies there, moaning.
Vader: "LUUUUUUUUUKE!"
Luke: "How do you call me from far away?"
Vader: "I'm just yelling. I'm right under you!"
Luke: "Oh... so that was the shuttle we crashed into."
Vader: "JOIN THE DARK SIDE, LUUUUUUKE. IT IS YOUR DESSSSSSSSSSSSTINY!"
Luke: "Right. You just cut off my hand. You killed my mentor. I'm going to need better reasoning than that if I'm going to do something that will make me a rotting corpse."
Vader:"Um... it is fun? Oh, and join now and get a free respirator!"
Leia: "Luke, stop talking to that bad man. Oh, and don't take any candy from him either. Oh, forget it."
(Lando fires repulsorlifts, knocking Vader off, his shuttle crashing into the Executor Bridge)
Lando: I'm hyperspacing now.
Luke: But, I really need a new hand.
Leia: I forgot to tell you. Were out of prothsetic hands. But we have a prosthetic liver!
Luke: That'll work for now. Let's get that 2-1b over here!
Leia: The 2-1bs out of batteries. We'll have to use 3po instead
(C-3po stands over luke, shakily holding a scalpel.)
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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)

[This message has been edited by Janitor Bob (edited February 02, 2001).]

w0wz0rz! Its dead! BOB! ITS DEAD!!

Ah. I just can't let dead threads lie.

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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)

3PO, completely inexperianced at using a scalpel, slices up Luke's arm.
Luke: "Ow, hey, watch it!"
3PO: "Sorry sir."
Luke: "OW! Okay, just let Leia use the scalpel!"
Lando: "Leia's passed out. And why am I back here? Shouldn't I be flying?"
Luke: "You put the autopilot on, right?"
Lando: "Uh..."

Lando runs back to the cockpit, just in time to see Vader's shuttle flying up towards them...

(Okay, yeah, it sucks. So sue me!)

(Note: I have no money, so don't sue me. Please?)

Then a meteore came down and hit Vader's shuttle sending it onto Dakobah where he found Yoda...

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Then they faught a brutal battle...
of chess!

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Then Yoda moved the queen to put Vader into checkmate!

Yoda: Checkmate! Hahahaha
Darth Vader: Darnnit!!
Yoda: You are dumb! You are not wise! I am wise!
Darth Vader: I'm going to get my shuttle out!
*Vader pulls his shuttle out and goes after the millenium falcon only to realize they are long gone.*
Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Then the stormies came and took Yoda away.

Yoda blinded the stormies and ran off into the mists.....

Meanwhile.... C3P0 and R2D2 were going to Jabba's....

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And from that day forward he became the dog of The Massassi Temple!

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C3PO:nobodys here R2, lets go..
Eye pops out:sais trash
C3PO:who the heck r u??
EYE blinks
C3PO:don't look at me u ugly mo (r2 whisles) er!!
EYE:goes back in hole...
Door opens, the droids go in..

ThE PiT Of TaRkOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Han:lando grab it!! ahh, only joking..

Han drives off with luke leaving lando
Lando:U SO(r2 whisles)ITCH

After Liea was captured by Jabba and luke entered choking the gammorean guards and went to see Jabba.....

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And from that day forward he became the dog of The Massassi Temple!

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