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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → Who Wants to Sing? (or rhyme)
Who Wants to Sing? (or rhyme)
2001-04-26, 2:25 PM #1
This is basically a poem thread. First of it's kind. Every other line should rhyme.

THE MASSASSIAN

There once was a massassian named
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2001-04-27, 5:19 AM #2
George,
who liked to sing and dance.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-04-27, 1:10 PM #3
And for this he became famed!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-04-27, 1:37 PM #4
but one day he lost his pants
He who live in glass house, undress in basement.
2001-04-29, 10:52 AM #5
He walked 'round the street
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2001-04-29, 1:54 PM #6
with african ants in his pants doin a dance and licking a lance while doin a stance in france.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-04-30, 11:50 AM #7
and then i ate his shirt. ooops. that didnt rhyme. to late now. the backspave and delete jey<key> on my keyboard dont work


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2001-05-01, 5:11 AM #8
Bah.. You ruined it.
So Sarn killed happydud
Then he ran away
But accidentally slipped in the mud.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2001-05-01, 11:14 AM #9
In Ireland they call potatoes suds
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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