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King
2001-06-02, 8:30 AM #1
Once upon a time there was a king, with a neverending ego, his name was RabidPlatypus. He was the king of everything and everyone. In da whole world that is, even outside the world, he was king of the universe. And everyday all who opposed him would be forced to become a dolphin and slap themselves with their fins. One day RabidPlatypus decided to...
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-02, 9:27 AM #2
dance a happy jig.
2001-06-02, 1:45 PM #3
Finally, you've started your own post with your name, instead of inserting it in others. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Story:

When a servant asked what RapidPlatypus was doing, RapidPlatypus had the servant killed. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-06-03, 3:42 AM #4
When I say
BOOMBOOMBOOM
you say
BAMBAMBAB
no pause in between come on lets jam!

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snicktfooster
2001-06-03, 6:10 AM #5
Then rapidplatypus used his rapid powers to tern into JIENT TAPIOKA MAN!
2001-06-03, 6:16 AM #6
rapidplatypus used his rapid powers to transform into YELOW SNORKILE MAN
2001-06-04, 3:05 PM #7
Then Rabid-Egg-Laying-Mammal died. Wuss became king because he 0\/\/n5 this forum.

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Wuss: He's not fictitious.
2001-06-05, 10:37 AM #8
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wuss:
Then Wuss died. RabidPlatypus still was king because he 0\/\/n5 this forum.

</font>


My thread, my rules.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-05, 11:17 AM #9
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RabidPlatypus:
My thread, Wuss's rules.</font>

Yes, I know!

So Wuss was the King and he forced RabidPlatypus to be the village idiot. RabidPlatypus was very happy about this and led a happy life until he died. Happy happy happy.
2001-06-05, 12:32 PM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Wuss:
Quote:
Originally posted by RabidPlatypus:
My thread, Wuss's rules.</font>

Yes, I know!

So Wuss was the King and he forced RabidPlatypus to be the village idiot. RabidPlatypus was very happy about this and led a happy life until he died. Happy happy happy.

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What is it with you and death my friend?
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-05, 2:42 PM #11
You died.
I died.
Wuss died.
The King died.
Tom died.
Bob died.
Happy died.
Joe died.
The died.
Teh.
teh 1337 Ha><0r died.
We all died.

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Wuss: He's not fictitious.

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