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The Adventures of Athe God of _____
2001-05-21, 1:19 PM #1
Once upon a time, there was a great and powerful god. His name was ______. (Whoever posts a name first gets the name.) He was the god of _____. He entertained himself by...

Please just a couple lines at a time.

[Edit: I can't change the subject heading. It should be the not Athe.]
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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

[This message has been edited by DemonicMurray1 (edited May 21, 2001).]
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-21, 2:10 PM #2
The God's name was RabidPlatypus.

He was the God of the massassi temple forums.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-05-21, 3:31 PM #3
No, only one. Someone else choose the name, but lol at the god of the Massassi Forums.

Once upon a time there was a great and powerful god. His name was _____. He was the god of the Massassi Temple Forums. He entertained himself by...

P.S. Don't make the name your or anyone elses screen name. You might regret it.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

[This message has been edited by DemonicMurray1 (edited May 21, 2001).]
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-21, 5:14 PM #4
Name: Chicken-Poo-Poo-Mister-Hydrant-Sister-Frank
2001-05-22, 1:33 AM #5
Once there was a god whos name was Foggy. He was the god of Massassi Temple. He entertained himself by sucking all the talent out of people who really wanted to create levels.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-22, 4:07 AM #6
Foggy it is.

The great Foggy took it upon himself to make sure good levels were not released. Thus he created the Canyon Oasis Plague!

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-23, 1:50 AM #7
Foggy found that there was an underground group who were coming out wit good things, and these were the great editors, Tee, Elmo, ctsketch, ect. e didnt know what to do with them.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-23, 4:08 AM #8
Foggy realized he must cut off their bacta supply. He made off with item_bacta.cog before anyone noticed him. Gradually, the enimies of the great Foggy had to surrender.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

[This message has been edited by DemonicMurray1 (edited May 23, 2001).]
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-23, 12:35 PM #9
foggy then took a long nap.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-23, 3:47 PM #10
Because item_bacta.cog is heavy! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

P.S.(Me and Ford are going to catch up to the Spooky Taco thread singlehandedly.)

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

[This message has been edited by DemonicMurray1 (edited May 23, 2001).]
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-24, 7:07 PM #11
And incredibly dense for .txt file! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-25, 1:39 AM #12
and when foggy woke up he realized that all the good editors were diciding to leave massassi anyway, so he just kept sucking the talent out of people.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-25, 3:57 AM #13
But when Foggy succeeded in his evil ways, he decided that they were evil. He made it his mission as the god of Massassi to help JK editors everywhere, but ultimatly, he wished to become god of the entire JK community!(Bwahahaha!)

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-27, 5:14 AM #14
but then he heard JK II was coming out and said "ahh Fvck it."

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-27, 5:56 AM #15
For Foggy always forsaw the worst, and he saw that JK 2 wasn't editable. He continued his new, enlightened goal, but he did not care about JK 2.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-27, 2:34 PM #16
and so foggy emarked on another long journey through dreamland.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-27, 3:45 PM #17
As the self appointed god of the JK community, Foggy's first act was to eradicate the Canyon Oasis Plague!

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-29, 11:04 AM #18
but then he relized he was supposed to be evil and ate a big truckload of goldfish....cause he's a god and can do these things....
sigs are fun stuff
2001-05-30, 1:19 AM #19
Foggy deided he was tired of eing the bad guy so he dicided to eat Grasshopper4232, to make up for all those canyon oasis levels.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-05-30, 12:32 PM #20
And so more of the JK community started following Foggy. But unfortunately, one of the many non believers was Jedi Legacy.net. Instead of Foggy, they worshiped the god of the double bladed lightsaber: SPORK!(My theory on the name of Legacy of the Jedi. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif])

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-05-31, 12:03 PM #21
WTF man i want the gods name to be RabidPlatypus
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-01, 3:59 AM #22
RapidPlatypus, if someone made Foggy do something really stupid, or nasty, etc. Would you really want him to be named after you? And besides, I thought the god of the Massassi Temple was a better idea. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

P.S. The Jedi on that other topic is named RapidPlatypus. Now, back to the story.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

[This message has been edited by DemonicMurray1 (edited June 01, 2001).]
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-06-01, 5:01 PM #23
LOL i don't understand this, why does everyone always call me Rapidplatypus, B AND P are so many keys apart on the keyboard. It is RaBidPlatypus

Geez [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

Just cuz i'm a jedi don't mean i can't be a god too, and i don't care if someone makes da god so somethin stupid i am what i am.
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-06-02, 1:49 PM #24
Well,RaBidPlatypus, now you're a Jedi and a king, and Foggy is already the name of the god. Use your own topic for your adventures please.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-06-04, 4:10 PM #25
so anyway... one day, happydud came up to foggy and asked him to be the first cattipiler in the air force. Foggy decided to eat him.
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2001-06-05, 4:02 AM #26
But the Air Force learned of Foggy, and started coming up with tactical stratigies that should defeat him.

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
2001-06-09, 10:08 AM #27
Problem is, they couldn't determine his size. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!
"I am Murray, the all powerful demonic skull, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"-Murray
Viva la Monkey Island!

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