This is a story of (insert name here). A long time ago in the land of (insert place here) there was a man named (insert hero name here) he was a hard worker for his master the evil (insert evil name here) just as his father had been untill his death in (insert date here). As the long years wore on (insert hero name here) started to find out just how evil (insert evil name here) was. One day (insert evil name here) desided that he was going to start a huge porject called (insert project name here). Unknow to (insert hero name here) this project was going to destroy the whole world... Your turn the only rules are dont use names and have (insert *****<---Whatever here)

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The only way to live a good life is to act on your emotions.

The evil project called (insert project name here) involved using (insert type of nasty explosive) and (insert complicated scientific jargon here) to first make (insert country here) and make then join (insert evil bad guy's name here) army and eventually take over the world!

The plan would be executed first by having (insert sexy female's name here) take the (insert small, everyday object that somehow is involved in an evil plan here) to (insert high-office holding person's name and position here). The plan began well enough as (insert sexy female's name here) entered the room with (insert high-office holding person's name and position here) and began (insert imagination here). In response, his (insert body part here) extended in excitement.

(insert hero's name) thought how dirty the audience's minds are and decides to stop (insert evil plot's name here) by interecepting the (insert sexy female's name here) before she could return to her boss, the (insert evil bad guy's name here).

(How was that?)

~Geb

(NSP: Hey Lt_Greywolf...great idea for a post thing..:-) very interesting and fun to read...LOL..and Geb...oh my gosh, your post made me laugh so much. LOL. It was great. :-))