There was once this man who had a cane and a machette and an eye patch. He lived on the edge of the village and no body knew his name... The children feared him and the men and women hated him for scaring the children. It was said that he ate worms for his food.....


The strange part was that he only came out at night, when there was a half moon. And on those half moons, the people would shut them selves up in their houses and wait untill morning, wondering why the man with the cane, the eye patch, and the machette only came out on half moons.

Until one night, he poked himself in his good eye with his cane, making him completely blind. In anger, he swung at the cane with the machete, chopping it in two. He was unable to find the worms for his dinner, and attempted to eat his machete.

Then a crusty sea pirate ate a sandwich

made of broken glass and peanut butter

You're terrible!

Then out of thin air came this girl from a strip join, she was naked and sexy. All the other people were not afraid since the old man was blind they came out and explained to him out hot she was and the now blind man was mad! He Swung his machette and killed many. Though this one kid (me) ran away with the naked girl and they made out in the woods...they were never seen again in that town!

and...umm...the "blind man" continued providing many houses with the best blinds in all of the town until...umm...

all the houses had blinds. then he decided wouldnt it be a neat idea if there was someone went around cutting up peoples blinds? then he would have more business. soo, he went during the new moon on the darkest day of the year and silently cut up peoples blinds.

the next day he had the best...business he had ever had. and he was happy. until...

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may the farce be with you.

... Untill the nude guy and the kid (me) came back to town, both naked. THey had big guns and stuff and they killed the everyone in the blinds store. from then on it was a sex shop.