Indi woke up one day and taugh his class then he went to arabia to get some coffe then he found the temple of soloman somewhere in france and decided to forget about it, then he went to mexico and dug in a random spot somewhere and found some legendary artifact (the first ancient sanitary napkin) then he went back home and went to sleep and when he woke up, his toaster broke and he needed an ancient tool left by the mayans in the middle of the atlantic ocean(where some russian soldiers happened to be hanging out) so he went there and...

...noticed a sharp, pointy kitchen utensil called a Fok sticking out of his rear end.

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.....Indy screamed in pain as he pulled it out of his butt, wondering why it hurt like a big gigantic knife that King Kong uses to cut up nice and fluffy animals for baking in his big ole' oven for eating. He finally got it out, and it was a big gigantic knife that King Kong uses to cut up nice and fluffy animals for baking in his big ole' oven for eating. He looked behind him, and he saw King Kong himself! The giant creature bent over and looked Indi in the eyes and said something unforgetable, "Ooops, you no fluffy animal." And with those words said, the monster flicked Indy into the pile of Russian Soldiers. Indy grabbed his whip out of his pocket and did one of those realy cool illusions with his whip. He hit one guy in the stomach, one in the ribs, and then one in the rear-end. The all fell over and the last one yelped in pain as he farted.........

(No animals have been hurt in the case of this film)

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[This message has been edited by SG1_129 (edited July 17, 2001).]

so then he took out his gun and shotthe arabian guy with a sword.

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