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Poll: What's the most fun you've ever had with a frog?
2001-05-01, 11:17 AM #1
Tell us your stories
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-05-02, 11:33 AM #2
bump
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-05-02, 12:15 PM #3
Once...
I saw a frog and it looked at me.

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Theory
2001-07-11, 11:17 AM #4
once I ran over a frog
2001-07-11, 11:25 AM #5
Please refrain from posting about your amphibian fetishes.

Oh, you didn't mean that kind of fun...
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2001-07-11, 12:12 PM #6
Maybe I just have writers block, but I can't think of any way to continue this interactive story...

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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)
"Your entire base belongs to us."
"It would be highly appreciated if someone would set the bomb up for us"
"Launch all of our ships, christened 'Zigs', to insure that justice will be achieved swiftly and powerfully."
2001-07-12, 6:52 AM #7
Frogs are gross. Eww...even if they're dead. Probably worse when they're dead. I wouldn't really consider this "fun" but I did have to dissect a frog in Biology. Luckily my partner (the kid with the lowest grade in the class because my teacher grouped lowest grades w/ highest) was into dissecting. That's what he waited for all year...so he actually did something...for the first time in class. :-) (he never turned in any work) but he had so much fun dissecting the frog...yes...he did. I wouldn't even look at it. *gag me w/ a spoon* I have such a weak stomach. Our frog was a female...so it was filled with eggs...and he had to take all those out before he could look at the parts. The smell of it was bad enough. I had to throw away the parts when we were cleaning up, and I made the mistake of looking at it...let's just say I had to go to the bathroom cause I got sick. *bows head..ashamed of being such a scaredy-cat* So..if you consider that fun...there you have it.
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2001-07-12, 9:43 AM #8
none of your business
SPOOKY TACO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
2001-07-12, 12:53 PM #9
Once me and a frog, well see the frog he built the, and then we flew to the, and well you know the rest of the story
2001-07-13, 11:45 AM #10
Another time...my little brother and I had a "Jumping Frogs of this county" contest. Yeah..it was really interesting. My frog won..:-) of course. (Oh wait...I must've read about that in some book...ahh..Mark Twain, that's right!)
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2001-07-16, 4:14 PM #11
A frog with wings carried me to Narnia.


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The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
A cobra on my left
Leopard on my right
* Eats a cornflake *
2001-07-16, 9:59 PM #12
And that lion with the crown on his head from the book cover ate the frog.

And I was sad.

But not as sad as the frog, because he was not happy and safe (as Applesauce kindly put it).

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MajiK6pt5 - I like round squishy things.
2001-07-19, 12:39 PM #13
This has to be the longest running thread with the least posts

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I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

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