fred olson was an ordinary kid. he went to an ordinary school, had an ordinary girlfriend and had an ordinary obsession with porn. he even had an ordinary job, he was a kitchen slave at KFC. but one day, while cleaning up at KFC, a radioactive bisquit bit him n the finger, changing him into... AlkaSetzer - Super Bisquit! he looked, smelled, and tasted like a bisquit, but he was a boy trapped in a bisquits body.

after a while, everything started to fall apart. the school wouldnt let him in cause he caused all the students not to eat crappy cafeteria food, his girlfriend left him cuase she was allergic to te butter KFC uses, and he got a paycut because he was demoted to store mascot. he couldnt take much more of it.

then one day, as he was sitting on the john, he coughed, sneezed, burped, hiccuped, farted and was struck by lightening allat the same time as his toilet exploded, transporting him magically to a strange land. when he woke up he found himself in a big hallway with people in funny white plastic suits carrying big guns. from his upsidedown angle their maskes looked like really funny smiley faces. he decided it was time to get up.

(okay you guys dont make this as stupid as other threads by making everybody die and come back to life okay. it really annoys me when people do that grrr. well okay have fun!)

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may the farce be with you.

what no ones interested in a bg fluffy bisquit stuck in the star wars universe?

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may the farce be with you.

Setz, as he liked to be called, walked up to the strange man in the white suit carryng a weapon. now that he was right side up, he thought that the guy didnt look so funny after all. in fact, quite the contrary, he looked rather intimidating.

"Um, excuse me sir, but, uh...wouldyou..uh mind telling me where the hell i am."

"Halt this is a restricted area!" the man in the white uniform shouted.

"Uh, my name is AlkaSetzer, im a bisquit."

"You dont belong here."

"Yeah, i noticed. um could you maybe tell me how to get the hell out of here?"

"That Jedi must be aruond here somewhere."

"Heloo.. Are you even listening to me?" he said wavng his hand in front of his face.

"Halt, this is a restricted area!"

"oh, no not this crap again. Listen weve already gone though this, can you just tell me where the hell i can go to get out of here?"

the uniformed man didnt reply this time. Setz decided that he was deaf and blind, and probably didnt know anything anway. so he walked down the halway, to find a bathroom.



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may the farce be with you.

...he found the bathroom for bisquits and went in. as he sat on the jon, he coughed, sneezed, burped, hiccuped, and farted all at the same time again! Then the toilet exploded and he landed on the jon in the stall right next to him. He thought that was cool. Then he left the bathroom

oh yah! and the lightning!

"Damn, i guess these toilets dont work the same way they do at home," Setz said. he left the bathroom, and walked out of the imperial facility, without the stormtroopers giving him a slight glance.

Once outside, Setz decided he wanted to find some grub, or perhaps a nice stiff drink. After walking through the small town surrounding the facility, he found a cantina that suited him well enough.

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may the farce be with you.