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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → flying monkeys
flying monkeys
2001-08-11, 5:31 PM #1
once upon a time monkeys could fly.....
"I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands."
2001-08-13, 10:43 AM #2
and hippos could dance.
2001-08-13, 12:24 PM #3
then one day the dancing hippo's declared war on the flying monkeys
"I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands."
2001-08-13, 1:46 PM #4
Hopefully they destroyed this thread.

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2001-08-14, 10:20 AM #5
They did.
2001-08-16, 4:19 PM #6
Then the Insane THread Highjacker did everyone a favour and brought this thread back to life by reviving the flying monkeys and dancing hippos and invented the swimming cows. The Cows and Hippos had a big war that ended when the flying monkeys helped the Swinging Birds to destroy the Dancing Hippos for being such ******s. Then the Flying Monkeys and the Swinging Birds lived in peace with the Swimming Cows and they all celebrated the victory by eating the gay Dancing Hippos [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
All hail the mighty god of the Insane Thread Hijackers, Yun-Corell.
Please bring all of your belongings and place them in my bag, lightsabers must be turned off, try anything and I will ****in kill you and collect your **** anyway.
2001-08-16, 5:16 PM #7
Then along came the stamping spiders and strung them all up to devower at a later time.

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Please stay seated and dont try any Heroics just pass forward all your valualbes Lightsabers inclusive.Insane Thread Hijackers
eva heard of Hiroshima that will look like a sparkler after what I do to you
2001-08-16, 7:11 PM #8
**** this ****, ITH came in and blasted everybody with Force Destruciton, killing all of you sons of *****es MAHAHAHAHAHA [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
All hail the mighty god of the Insane Thread Hijackers, Yun-Corell.
Please bring all of your belongings and place them in my bag, lightsabers must be turned off, try anything and I will ****in kill you and collect your **** anyway.
2001-08-16, 9:14 PM #9
walks into sceen


more mess picks up all bodys for the pit

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Please stay seated and dont try any Heroics just pass forward all your valualbes Lightsabers inclusive.Insane Thread Hijackers
eva heard of Hiroshima that will look like a sparkler after what I do to you
2001-08-17, 4:15 PM #10
then seifer came in and fell asleep because of the lack of creativity in this thread

*i mean really, you all can't come up with anything more creative than flying monkeys*
"I never knew what life was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands."

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