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one sentance story
2001-07-12, 5:00 PM #1
ill styart, everyone posst 1 sentance... once there was a cookie.
2001-07-12, 5:19 PM #2
But you see...it wasn't just any cookie...it was a pumpkin chocolate chip cookie.
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2001-07-13, 7:59 AM #3
From France.
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I beat the internet. The last guy was hard.
2001-07-13, 9:41 AM #4
it liked to eat crusaints
2001-07-13, 11:38 AM #5
It also like to eat spaghetti...because it was supposed to make him energetic...but he absolutely hated spaghetti sauce with chunks!
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2001-07-13, 9:07 PM #6
then he met up with an m&m
2001-07-14, 5:29 AM #7
Not just any M&M...one of the special ones from "M&M World" in Las Vegas.
When life hands you lemons, squeeze the juice into a squirtgun and shoot other people in the eyes.
2001-07-14, 4:46 PM #8
but then the m&m gave him gas and he was caught on fire.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-07-14, 4:54 PM #9
The Pumpkin chocolate chip coockie and the m&m sat on an inflatable couch and watched 'harware wars', then fast-forwarded it to 'Porklips now' to listen to the Doors parodies.
* Eats a cornflake *
2001-07-15, 5:07 AM #10
but soon the pumpkin cookie relized how serious hisburns were and sat down and cried because now he was utterly and horribly inedible.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-07-17, 4:01 PM #11
he decided then to wreak hovoc on the world for destroying his edibility, even though it wasnt thier fault.

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2001-08-25, 11:42 AM #12
So the cookiee takes a M-16, with a neculear missile launcher attached on the end, and bombed the president while he was in a meeting with the other world leaders and took over the world, killing anyone who would even try to eat a cookiee.
2001-08-27, 5:34 AM #13
but then the cookie woke up from his dream.

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I'm gonna take the Stone Of Sisyphus
I'm gonna roll it back to you
I'll take the Stone of Sisyphus
Wall of stone around the two of us
I'm gonna roll it back to you
2001-08-27, 1:36 PM #14
And the cookiee takes a real M-16, with a neculear missile launcher attached on the end, and bombed the president while he was in a meeting with the other world leaders and took over the world, killing anyone who would even try to eat a cookiee.

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