There was once a man, it was the banana man.

He was faster than a speeding thing.

Able to leap tall stuff in a single bound

and say gebohq's thread is boring like this many times:

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So one day, he put on his bathing suit of justice and...

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I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy

jumped into his banana boat and grooved on over to mr. funky chiken's house and the both of them buzzed off to their dentist appointments on the mountaintop of vanilla and fudge.

Somthing was clearly amiss when they found the office empty and a small yellow note taped on the door which read...

Ah! But banana man was not the only superhero to have the power of cut and paste! Kumquat man could easily, effortlessly spout things such as:

"Pointless and baseless insults. Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults.Pointless and baseless insults."



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May the Windex be with you
-Janitor Jack (Salk Wars)