Once apon a time, there was a nunery. Inside of this nunery there was a nun named Atilla; she was different from all the other nuns. She enjoyed making people "holy" (holey) in a different way.....
*one sentence each please*

Atilla later went on to become a level 33 Barbarian in my DII game.

actually atilla is so powerful and supreme she killed SD_RAKISHI's barbarian and then celebrated by destroying the whole russian army with a james bond/ matrix style

Atilla then went on and, for the sake of human kind, borrowed the other Holy Hand Grenade from Sir Arthur, and blew up all of Canada, thus saving humanity forever......

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Atila the Nun then went on a rampage determined to cleanse the world of idiots, so she shot The Great One and the US President Bush.

The Great One then reincarnated and tipped off the CIA who then went and gave Atilla an overdose of fart poweder to kill her, which was a grave mistake because she released a whopper formerly unknown to man which....

was hetr secret army called the
SOVIET UNION 2

Then Zeke's lv 42 Necromancer from DII revived all th peoble this far killed and threw a bone spear at Atilla killing her too then he revived the ody and set about concering the world with any army of 2xThe power and a sword that does 76-134 ice damage and 103-112 lightining damage MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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eva heard of Hiroshima that will look like a sparkler after what I do to you

[This message has been edited by SKP_ITH (edited September 09, 2001).]

jim morrison, jimmy hendrix, and elvis teamed up with the x-presidents to kill the necromancer and replaced him with a superior model from ad&d

....the world began to mourn the loss of Atilla when they found out that Zeke's lv 42 Necromancer had actually made a horrible mistake killing mother teresa! Atilla felt it was time to go on a vandetta against the necromancer killing him with the holy handgranade of Antioch (previously borrowed permenetly from king aurthur). When with her success Atilla decided it was time to go on a Jihad for the nunery and take over the world her plan went as followed.....

[This message has been edited by bobdoleinacan (edited September 10, 2001).]

you forget that Necromaare not evil they just use the dark arts, so the holy handgranade of Antioch dosent harm Him MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA and elvis cant fight me he's already on my side cause i raised all the people that have eva died to form the invincibal army MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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eva heard of Hiroshima that will look like a sparkler after what I do to you

right....