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ForumsInteractive Story Board → Yo wannabe cooh man!
Yo wannabe cooh man!
2001-10-10, 5:18 PM #1
Down the alley strides a punk teenager with scruffy hair and baggy jeans. A 9mm is slung about his belt, along with several clips. The cops are after him, but he doesn't see anyone...yet...
*bumble bee buzzing* bzz...bzzzzz-buzzz-zz...bzz-POW!!! POW-POW-POW-POPOW!!! *bumble bee falls to the ground after being snipered by a BB gun*
2001-10-11, 1:42 PM #2
yes
I don't care about your name, Red. I don't want to know your name. If you survive your first three or so battles, then maybe I'll learn your name. Not before. I used to learn the names, but it was a goddamned waste of time. Soon as I'd get to know a puke, he'd up and die on me. These days I don't bother.

-Horkin, Master-at-Wizardy
2001-10-12, 10:09 AM #3
yes what?
*bumble bee buzzing* bzz...bzzzzz-buzzz-zz...bzz-POW!!! POW-POW-POW-POPOW!!! *bumble bee falls to the ground after being snipered by a BB gun*
2001-10-12, 10:26 AM #4
He wants to be cooh'.

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Cease, and Decease.
2001-10-12, 6:55 PM #5
...but then all the sudden, a cop leaps in front of him and points his gun strait at his forehead. But quicker than lightspeed, the punk pulls out his 9mm and fires 3 shot into the cops weapon, dissabling it. Then...
*bumble bee buzzing* bzz...bzzzzz-buzzz-zz...bzz-POW!!! POW-POW-POW-POPOW!!! *bumble bee falls to the ground after being snipered by a BB gun*
2001-10-13, 7:08 AM #6
Bobb ye Chikken, an old friend of the cop, infects the teenager with a rare strand of Ebola, and...

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"All in all we're all just bricks in the wall."
-Pink Floyd
2001-10-14, 1:03 PM #7
tosses him the antidote
problems with my driveing call 1-800-screwyou

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