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Log of a Schizophrenic
2001-10-23, 5:18 PM #1
HeLlO ToBy...I wAs ExPecTiNg To FiNd YoU hErE. i WaS hOpInG tHaT wE cOuLd...ChAt.

No! Don't do this! Not now! I forbid it!!!

YoU cAnNoT cOnTrOl Me, ToBy. I aM tOo StRoNg...YoU aRe ToO wEak.

You can't scare me, you demon! I brought you to life and I can put you to your grave!

SiMpLe FoOl. HoW dO yOu exPeCt To DeStRoY sOmEtHiNg ThAt'S bUrIeD iN yOuR CoNsCiEnCe?

No! You are not me! You have no real power!I'm tired of all of this Jekyll and Hyde bull! I want you gone, out of my life, NOW!!!

I'm SoRrY, tObY. tHaT iS sOmEtHiNg I jUsT cAnNoT dO....

...than prepare to meet your ends, fiend!
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-24, 9:20 AM #2
Just who do you think you are, trying to run my life?!?!?
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-24, 9:21 AM #3
SkIp tHe PrEaChInG, kIdDo. It'S tImE tO fAcE fAcTs...YoU nEeD mE!
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-24, 9:22 AM #4
I need you like I need a hole in my head!
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-24, 9:23 AM #5
ThAt CaN bE aRrAnGeD.
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-24, 9:24 AM #6
Don't threaten me!!!
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-25, 4:26 PM #7
ThReAtS aReN'T nEcCeSaRy WhEn I cAn AlTeR yOuR mInD.
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-25, 4:28 PM #8
No....NO!!! You're making me paranoid!

Somebody...ANYBODY!!! Help! I don't know what to think anymore!!!

I...can't fight...back.
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-26, 5:07 PM #9
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Ah, MuCh BetTeR! lAdIeS aNd GeNtLeMeN, i Am NoW iN cHaRge!

::cracks knuckles::

LeT tHe MaYhEm EnSuE.
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-26, 5:11 PM #10
::leaps upon an above-head platform::
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-26, 5:35 PM #11
Schizophrenics don't necessarily have multiple personality disorder.
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2001-10-28, 10:42 AM #12
Log of a Schizophrenic <== See "The spooky taco"
2001-10-29, 2:40 PM #13
Very good observation, lordvader.

::leaps down::

But multiple personality disorder is a very common result of schizophrenia, in the same vein that a bad flu is a stronger form of a simple cold. You could even go as far as to say it is a symptom...a...

::stumbles to his knees, pales::

I'm sorry. You'll have to excuse me...I...oh God...

::collapses::
"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies." - RSC

"Love's a joke. Unfortunately, I'm a comedian." - Me
2001-10-30, 2:50 PM #14
Then Trini woke up. He said, "HEY IM NOT REALLY A schizofrenic! IM TRINI! IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM! I BETTER CONTINUE MY JOURNEY TO FIND
THE LIVING BREATHING TREE. HE WILL HELP ME SEEK THE STONE OF GLOWING CHEESE!"
As he hopped out of his garbage can house, he jumped into his taco mobile and sputtered
down over the lush mountain of cheeseburgers!
"AHH HOW I LOVE FOODLAND! IT IS THE BEST PART OF WACKKY WORLD I KNOW! NOW I
MUST COMB MY AFRO WITH THIS FRO PICK OF GOLD AND FIND KUNG FU JOE!"
As he sputtered along on his taco tastic automobile he left a trail of guacamole. He heard a
voice.
"HEY ID LOVE A CHIMICHANGA RIGHT NOW!"
It was kung fu joe. Trinis long lost cousin, who is actually the father of his long lost brother
Tabago!
"Hop in Kung Fu Joe!" Trini yelled "I'm on my way to the Living breathing tree who will tell us
where to find the cow of saphire who will give me the ultimate fro pick so i may attain the
final leve of afrotude and oust Blargaloo from the throne of largalook.
"INDUBITABLY" Yelled kung fu joe as he hopped onto the moving cheeseburger mobile.
They sped along the highway until finally they reached the village of the crazies
The announcer said "The Village of the Crazies... They'll never make it out alive
"AY THATS A BUNCH A BLOOK FLAGGIN BLARNEY YA TINGLE FINKING DAISY KISSER" said
Hank.
"Yah youre right" trini said "dont listen to him"
"As they entered the village of the crazies an old woman yeled "MWA MWA!"
"HEY MON! THAT WAS CRAZY MON!" said kung fu joe.
"Then they entered the Giant Castle of Cows and...

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