See: THE OLD PEOPLE STRIKE BACK - in the interactive story forums. it's kinda old. i'd thought i'd ruessurect it.
AL: * Swings his cane violently at one of his fellow prisoners, Bruce*

Bruce: *blocks Al's blow* I said I wanted to do the crossword puzzle!

Al: *strikes at bruce's leg* Well, you're just too slow to get the newspaper in the morning!

Bruce: *knock's away Al's cane, and gently hits him in the butt with his walker*

Al: *moans in pain as he struggles to his feet and picks up his cane*

Bruce: Slowly strolls down the hall with the newspaper, and Al follows*

Al: I'll get you, bastard! *they continue for hours, until Bruce is trapped in an elevator, and doesn't understand what buttons to press* I've got you now, hand it over!

Bruce: I don't think *cough's and hacks loudly* ... so! *randomly presses buttons and strolls as quickly as he can out of the elevator, while Al descends to sub-level 9.

Al: *looks around at the high ceilings and begins sweating from the heat. he hears the voices of the evil nursing home workers. He peeks into a door and sees the workers demonstrating some sort of ...machine...all of a sudden, someone grabs him by his shoulder!*