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☖ Forums → Interactive Story Board → Teh end of teh W0rlD!!
Teh end of teh W0rlD!!
2001-11-23, 6:38 AM #1
One dark and gloomy day, an asteroid was spotted by astronomers coming toward Earth to hit on...
DO NOT WANT.
2001-11-25, 12:07 PM #2
...a beautiful woman.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2001-11-25, 1:23 PM #3
Fotunetly, an idot with a tennis racket hit it back, and the world wansnt doomed. but then it hit neptune, and neptune came flying twords earth, so it was doomed anyway.

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My levels never have bugs! The just develop random features...
-I am the Pencil Bandito!! Give me all of your Writing utensils!-
Fools!! I'll Destroy them all!!!!
The Situation:
The Sv_SetBrushModel: Null error has occurred in my map. This means that somewhere in my level, there is a paper-thin prush that needs to be deleted. There are 2888 brushes in my level. That's chances of 1/2888 of finding the correct brush. The statistics say I have a .035% chance of finding it.
Did I find it?
You bet I did.
2001-11-25, 2:52 PM #4
"Where is that idot?", Neptune thundered angrily. However, no one knew what an idot was, so Neptune returne, frustrated, to his regularly scheduled orbit.

[This message has been edited by Michael MacFarlane (edited November 25, 2001).]
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2001-11-26, 3:45 AM #5
All seamed to be calmed... The world was saved!

...But NO!

Neptune was angry that he had been hit and he sent his flying muskrats down to earth!
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
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A severd foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
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Procrastinators unite!
....Tomorrow!
2001-11-26, 5:33 AM #6
When teh wurld suddenly realized dat it wuzn't a space-fairing object (that also started NeS) dat thretened da Erth, it wuz...

BAD GRAMMAR AND CONTAGIOUS TYPOS!!!!

*Geb runs for the hills screaming*
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