First of all, i was gunna put this up awhile ago, and then sarn put up his crazy new story and it reminded me that i had to put mine up. feel free to add characters as long as their names follow the same patrn for names as i have.

Skrotos is the captain of the star ship Phalisin, named after his father. he is a cheerful young man, his companions are his brother testiclyees and their wise old friend john, his right eye was lost so he wears a patch, so they call him the one eyed monster, so, continue my story

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The Eternal Penguin has awoken, but he was shot with some tranquilizers, so what are ya gunna do?

I think there's only so many wanker jokes you can make, EP, which seems to be the basis of this story. Is there anything else to go by here, cuz the concept is gonna get old quick otherwise.

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~)Gebohq(~
Check out the following stories:
The Neverending Story Thread(comedy *sci-fi/fantasy*)--never finished--

(in story order)
The Change (The Second War) (sci-fi/fantasy) --not finished/on hold--
The Crusade--tentative title (fantasy/sci-fi) --To Be Announced--
Saga of the 3rd War (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Shadows of Darkness (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Eternal War (fantasy/sci-fi) --not finished/IN PRODUCTION--

hey, i wanted to have people make people other anatomy named ppl, i get to name people with waanker names, and no one else

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The Eternal Penguin has awoken, but he was shot with some tranquilizers, so what are ya gunna do?