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Improvise, and win a prize (I am aware that I'm a poet)
2002-01-29, 4:02 AM #1
Hey, new idea (methinks), come up with a storyline, er... shall we say, a sci-fi comedy parody? Each person improvises, and nobody speaks for anybody else. Stage directions can be added by anybody. Sorry, but there will be no prize... I'll start then shall I?

Lieutenant Halcyon: Sir, we've got an unidentified craft heading on an attack vector towards us, what action shall we take?
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Jagged Conscience
2002-01-29, 9:52 AM #2
Floor cleaner Goham: Shoots little misile thingies at it and make it go away!
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2002-01-29, 10:12 AM #3
Haha! way to ruin his fun, actually you shouldnt do that, i hate it when people do that to me!
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2002-01-29, 11:05 AM #4
Lieutenant Halcyon: Hey Goham, weren't you the best pilot in the universe? Anyway, let's get firing those missiley type things!
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Jagged Conscience
2002-01-29, 12:00 PM #5
Ensin Kronos: I.... Uh.... Cant find the button sir...
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2002-01-29, 1:51 PM #6
Gohams memory is jogged and he ripps off his icky green uniform, showing off his baggy jump suit covered in neon pokodots. "Huzah! Kill the umpire!.... Wait, no. Anyways, shoot the misiles at it and...stuf..." The great fighter pilot scratches his head, confused. He turns away and walks to the fridge, grabbing a German beer and takes a seat in his over-sized arm chair. "Aaaaah," He says, "Much better."
Don't knock on deaths door. Ring the doorbell and run away; he hates that.
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A severd foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
~~~~~~
Procrastinators unite!
....Tomorrow!
2002-01-29, 3:54 PM #7
Admiral Mr.T: U be messin w/da big T...i'll get da granny sqwad on dem ships right away Lt. They will use the solar powered vacum weelchairs of doom to win this 1 for the galactic teletubbies!!!!!!!

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