This is a story about a...
squirell!

One upon a timber, there was a Squirel named Ralph. One day he got stuck in a basement.


<edit> this better work, or grrrr...</edit>
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The owner of the basement got mad because the Ralph would scuffle around and make noise at night. So he took his shotgun and went hunting for Ralph. Ralph hid behind a barrel.

[This message has been edited by Moff Garron (edited February 07, 2002).]

too bad it was the barrel of the shotun.

The squirrel crawled up the owner of the basement and nibbled a little off of the ear...The owner shook around and ran around trying to get him off....didn't work

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May Your Life Be Like Toilet Paper Long And Full Of Uses!

That's when Mr. Squirrly fell off the owner's shoulder and onto the gun barrel, holding on for his dear squirrly life.