Once upon a time, there lived an evil pie. He dreamed of ruling the world. Then, finally, on a dark and stormy night, he conducted a mad experiment that mutated him into an EvilMadMelancholicHugeCowPiePigMonkeyHappilyHavingSeizuresWhileSpittingOnWalrusesMoldingClayModelsOfBefuddledDucks. He had powerful new powers, such as the YINGAH!!!! and the superhappyfunYINGAH!!!! and the pyro mountain climbing beavers YINGAH!!!! The next morning, he set out to kill the StrangeAndDementedFarmAnimalsFanaticPommy who was the current king of the world.

EvilMadMelancholicHugeCowPiePigMonkeyHappilyHavingSeizuresWhileSpittingOnWalrusesMoldingClayModelsOfBefuddledDucks(talking to himself): "Ah, what a beautiful day to rule the world. I think I will eat a pie."

Then......


[edit: oh yeah, replies have to be as obscene as the beginning. And it can be a on e-liner, or a 5-page long, 300-paragrapher.]
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Always be evil or I will eat pie.
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My name is FRNDS_Pommy...01000110010
1001001001110010001000101
0011010111110101000001101
1110110110101101101011110
0100000000 in Binary!

[This message has been edited by FRNDS_Pommy (edited April 19, 2002).]

The EvilMadMelancholicHugeCowPiePigMonkeyHappilyHavingSeizuresWhileSpittingOnWalrusesMoldingClayModelsOfBefuddledDucks got into an epic battle with the sp00kay taco. There battle raged for days and was similar to that of LotR...

In walked Dennis Miller, who told the StrangeAndDementedFarmAnimalsFanaticPommy to ShutHisHappyFunTimeWatchinTheGameHavinABudICan'tBelieveIt'sNotLowFatMargarineSaturdayNightLiveMattFoleyStyleBigYapper. Ironically, Miller had been hosting his show on the premises for the last SeventeenMinutesAndThirtyNineSecondsGiveOrTake, and his next guest was TheOneTheOnlyTheIncomparableUNSecretaryGeneralKofiAnnanTheSpecialEdition, who would be busting a TaiMaiShuChineeseFreestyleTeachYouHowToMakeOneMillionDollarsAndEvadeYourIncomeTaxEvenThoughIDon'tWantFriesWithThatButCouldYouGetMeSomeExtraKetchupBecauseMyFishHasAFuzzyEyeball rap, brought to you by General Motors (what? What the heck? I don't believe it!). The show, however was InterruptedOnlyBrieflyByACommercialBreakAndFinancialSupportFromViewersLikeYou, and in the meantime...

[This message has been edited by Michael MacFarlane (edited April 20, 2002).]

Meanwhile, our hero (the mutated EvilPie) was doing quite well against the Spo0okay taco. He had used his super-YINGAH move (yelling yingah real loud while charging into a wall) to knock the rampaging taco off a cliff. Then, he jumped down after him and summoned a mad cow to trample the enemy.

Unfortunately...

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Always be evil or I will eat pie.
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My name is FRNDS_Pommy...01000110010
1001001001110010001000101
0011010111110101000001101
1110110110101101101011110
0100000000 in Binary!

...nobody was being evil, so Pommy ate the pie.

END

But the (evil pie) reformed itself in Tracer's stomach and...came out the...other end..and kicked Tracer in the butt and rolled off to complete his sp00kay plan.

(my bad, replace "tracer" with pomie*

3\/i1 pi(™) took over all of the cheese factories in the world. He converted all american cheese cogs into the dreaded h4><0rz swiss cheese cog. He invaded Can-Yun-o-Ace-Is (sp?) home of thesuperultrakewlnesslookingmegaawesomelypowerfulmegamanripoffinterdimensionalkingoftheworldskthxbye. He forced the king to eat 3\/i1 pi(™) thereby taking over the body and powers of thesuperultrakewlnesslookingmegaawesomelypowerfulmegamanripoffinterdimensionalkingoftheworldskthxbye...

Then our hero continued onto the squuez cheese factories to make everyone sick with moldy cheese.

But wait, there's more! "Evil pie shall rule the cow and the pig and the horse and the guppy," said our hero. Then, a DarkJediPie suddenly appeared and said, "Always be evil or I will eat pie!" EvilMad........Ducks had a tough decision to make...succumb to the Light Side(Dark Side) or EAT PIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Suddenly, FRNDS_FroggyP appeared and started punching Pommy! "EVIL PIE!?" yelled Pommy. "MAD COW!!!" retorted Froggy. "CRAZY PIGS!!!!" screamed our hero and ate himself. he respawned as a Super[insert previous name]Yingah Master. The DarkJediPie said, "(continue the story)"


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Always be evil or I will eat pie.
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My name is FRNDS_Pommy...01000110010
1001001001110010001000101
0011010111110101000001101
1110110110101101101011110
0100000000 in Binary!

Our hero was so powerful... that he ate mars.