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Martial arts fight!
2002-04-25, 2:02 AM #1
(its a thursday night, and im bored)
RUles: All out punch up!

*Log rolls into room, strikes martial arts pose and waits*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-25, 8:26 AM #2
Wolfy jumps from the rafters and lands behind Log silently. He sweeps his foot along the floor while aiming a knife edge strike to his temple...
2002-04-25, 10:45 AM #3
Halcyon charges out towards Wolfy with fury from the doorway. He is just about to strike Wolfy when Wolfy executes a perfect wrist lock take over.

Halcyon rolls up, remembers his Zen-do Kai karate training and strikes a pose.
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Jagged Conscience
2002-04-25, 12:52 PM #4
Log, with his ultra keen sense of hearing, hears the foot and the knife, rolls foward and dodges both. Backfliping over Wolfy, he aims a kick at his head.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-25, 1:03 PM #5
Wolfy ducks and falls flat on his back kicking upwards with both feet at Log's crotch.

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I dont play fair. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]
2002-04-25, 3:10 PM #6
Log dodges the blow aimed at his crotch, grabs Wolfys leg and bodily swings his whole mass back first into a wall, shattering the wall. Running up the wall, log does a backflip and kicks Halcyon in the head as he flies past.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-25, 6:48 PM #7
Why are you beating on the Admins?
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2002-04-25, 9:26 PM #8
*grabs rafter that wolfy dislocated and runs at Tracer and aims a blow at his head*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-25, 10:08 PM #9
That's not a martial art!
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-04-25, 10:37 PM #10
*while tracer is still protesting, log smacks him full in the face with a rafter board. Flipping over his falling body, Log lands, rolls backwards over Tracer and punches him in the gut* [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-26, 6:53 AM #11
Wolfy stands up and begins to throw shards of the wall with deadly accuracy...
2002-04-26, 10:05 AM #12
Sarn slowly peaks into the room just in time to see a shard of wall flying at him. He ducks, then jumps into the air, swings from a rafter and lands about 3 feet from Tracer.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2002-04-26, 1:27 PM #13
*Doing a roundhouse kick aimed at Wolfys head, he misses when wolfy ducks it. Landing behind wolfy, he swings around and kicks him in the back, then backflips over and lands behind Sarn and aims a kick at his kidney*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-27, 8:32 AM #14
Halcyon, among the carnage, manages to execute a precise pressure point technique on Log, knocking him to the ground. "I guess he couldn't take the pressure", he remarks.
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Jagged Conscience
2002-04-27, 1:15 PM #15
Falling to the ground, log looks up in a daze to see an angel coming to take him to heaven. Kicking the angel away, he flips up and kicks halycon in the head, lands, and kicks him in the gut, sending him flying agaist the wall
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-27, 5:43 PM #16
heeb runs in and jabs Log in the L4 vertabrae and jumps into a roundhouse kick, offending halycon's small intestine.
2002-04-27, 6:24 PM #17
Log yells MEDIC, and a *checks Star Wars Visual Dictionary* FX-7 and a 2-1B droids come and fix logs stuffed L4 vertabrae. He then runs back in and does a bicycle kick in Heebs face, knocking him through the wall.
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-27, 7:34 PM #18
Halcyon's small intestine screamed with rage. Nobody offends it and lives...
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-04-28, 9:38 PM #19
While Talcons gut is screaming in rage, log punches it, then talcons face, then jumps up *time slows, pans round log*, lifts up legs and kicks talon in the face, sending him out the door
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-28, 10:55 PM #20
(BTW, who are Talcon and Talon?)

"Ghargh! Get me a medic!"
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Jagged Conscience
2002-04-29, 12:40 AM #21
oops...make that Tracer (replace all talcons and talon with tracer, second time lol)
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-29, 2:20 AM #22
The medic rushes to save Halcyon.
"Now that we've all got unlimited creative license...". He ignites his green saber and stands, ready to fight.
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Jagged Conscience
2002-04-29, 6:56 AM #23
Sarn pulls a Matrix move, and everything freezes, just as the foot is inches away from his kidney. The camera swivels around, and everything comes back to life, as Sarn drops to the ground dodging the kick. Sarn swings out his foot, hitting his attacker in the ankles, and causing him to fall comically to the ground.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2002-04-29, 10:07 AM #24
What? That doesn't make any sense! Halcyon had the offended intestine, not me.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-04-29, 6:36 PM #25
*Annoyed with Tracers whinging [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Log kicks Tracer in the head*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-30, 5:18 AM #26
Sarn laughs at Tracer's ill fate, then ninjaflips into the air, coming to the ground directly behind Log. Swinging his foot around, he smashes Log in the side of the rib cage.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2002-04-30, 4:47 PM #27
Winded with broken ribs, Log again calls for a medic. After patching him up, Log regains his feet and ducks under a kick aimed at his head. Rolling back, he pulls out a shotgun and fires at Sarn_Cadrill, hurling him against the wall. Realising this is a bar fight, Log then disposes of the shotgun and runs at sarn...
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-04-30, 6:22 PM #28
Sarn summons his very last amount of strength and launches himself at the ceiling, clinging to it, like a spider. He then initiates acient ninjahealing techniques, and the hole in his chest begins to heal itself.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2002-04-30, 8:00 PM #29
standing under Sarn, Log thinks about what tt
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-05-03, 1:12 PM #30
*still thinking*
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Morituri Nolumus Mori
2002-05-04, 7:29 PM #31
Log continues to think as Tracer drills his face into the flooring. Think, think, think.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY

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