But what followed as Bjork swallowed out Mr. Spandex's soul was unexpected and unplanned. Billy returned, and this is his story:
After being sucked into the black whole, 10 legions of toaster strudel lay strewn before him, on a strange planet which was called Breakfast. Then rising over the Burnt Toast Mountains, Billy saw in his vision, 12 permanent fabric pens chanting "WE ARE THE UNEREASABLE! WE ARE THE UNEREASABLE! NO ONE CAN STOP US, WE ARE THE UNEREASEABLE!" just as a barney fell from the sky and proceded to eat all the permanent fabric pens before alf was reencarnated by the evil Martha Stewart, who still had remenants of the sp00kay taco over her home sewn clothing. Billy next heard one voice boom above them all, crackly but official and in power, it said: I CONTROL YOU ALL! FOR I AM THE CABLE MODEM! I MANIPULATE ALL OF YOUR LIVES AND CONTROL EVERY PART OF YOU! ALL BOW BEFO..." At which Billy unplugged the cable modem, which was a fatal error for it released 10 million file cabinets, being ridden by 10 million magenta frogs, all carrying 10 million Dual Automatic Apocolyptic World Ender Guns With Dual Pancake Flipping Ability. Commanding these legions was Al Gore, who rode into battle chanting "LOCK-BOX, LOCK-BOX, SHOVE THEM INTO THE LOCK-BOX!!!!" The magenta frogs released their guns and flipped their pancakes at Billy who then doged the fire and it hit Bjork instead, who mutated into her true self the Evil Donkey and she stopped the legions of Gore and all was good. But Captain Cyborg Spandex didn't know when to take a lucky break (partially because he only had 32/98923 of his soul left) so he mooned everyone with his metallic butt, invoking a 3 World War.
