Since none of you cared about A New Mop, I was hesitant to start work on Microsoft Strikes Back, but here it is so far. The names are often to do with people from my school, so bear with it.
Episode V: Microsoft Strikes Back
After their victory at Cardiff, the Rebel celebration was shortlived as they soon had to relocate base to a remote part of England - the icy cold industrial refrigerator on the outskirts of Sheffield. While the cooling of the giant freezer allows them to overclock their processors with a reduced risk of meltdown, they are finding it difficult to adapt their food and drinks preparers to the cold.
Scouts are being sent into Sheffield for signs of intelligent life, but have returned with reports of only wild beasts with an odd accent.
Act I Scene I:
The rebels are hurrying around between kettles, computers and ovens.
Yeiga: Have we got the kettles working yet?
Officer #1: Not yet, we're having trouble adapting them to the cold...
*Sparks fly from an oven.*
Act I Scene II:
Mr Bouncy is walking through the streets of Sheffield, he has yet to see anything that looks remotely human...
Mr Bouncy: *Into mobile* Nothing yet, sir... Wait a second! I've just spotted something looking remotely human, I'll follow after it!
*Mr Bouncy follows. As he walks through a gate a large gloved hand knocks him out.*
Act I Scene III:
Mr Bouncy has been tied up to a bale of hay. He struggles to break free and reach his keyboard. A farmer looks up from his prized sheep herding pig, Walter.
Farmer: I'm slightly irritated that you didn't shut the gate after walking through, you know there's a foot and mouth crisis at the moment.
Mr Bouncy: I was about to shut it!
Farmer: Rubbish, you're just some punk kid.
Mr Bouncy: Hey, I'm no kid, I'm like 40 years old. And why are you so posh?
Farmer: I'm import from southern England, to replace the northern farmers, did you know they have the highest suicide rate of any minority group?
Mr Bouncy: So can I go now?
Farmer: I'm afraid not, I need a helping hand, and since you're here, you're mine.
*Mr Bouncy is clearly in pain due to the mere concept of working on a farm. He manages to grab his keyboard and slash his bindings. He gets up and slashes Walter the pig.*
Farmer: Walter!!!!
*He falls to the ground clutching Walter to his chest. Mr Bouncy makes his exit.*
Farmer: Walter, it's okay, it's okay, there's no need to squeal. I'm so proud of you, you were the second ever sheep pig, damn that Babe, and you've done me proud. *He sobs* That'll do pig, that'll do.
*Walter's eyes shut, and the farmer cries over his bleeding body.*
Act I Scene IV:
Mr Bouncy is in a medical room. Mock'Teeth walks in.
Mock'Teeth: What the hell are you doing in here? You're not injured at all!
Mr Bouncy: Shhh! I'm getting a life of luxury!
Mock'Teeth: What supposed injury do you have?
Mr Bouncy: PTSD
Mock'Teeth: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
Mr Bouncy: Post Traumatised Sheep-pig Disorder.
Mock'Teeth: Ouch, well get out of bed, we've got to defend the base soon.
Act I Scene V:
Rebels are convening around Yeiga.
Yeiga: We need to evacuate everybody out of here in the Ice Cream vans, while the restraining order will keep the agents at bay. Random Group will be going into combat against anything else they throw at us.
Wej Antimony: That's impossible, even for a computer!
Yeiga: Which is why you're going out on the mopeds.
Mr Bouncy: Wicked!
Yeiga: Quite, so get moving!
Act I Scene IV:
General Sneers walks into the giant easter egg room, where Mr Mavis's head can just be seen. General Sneers gulps and Mr Mavis spins around on his swivel chair.
General Sneers: *Jumping out of sight* Put the bag on! For the love of God put the bag back on!
Mr Mavis: Oh sorry *Looking rather hurt, he puts the bag back on* Well, why are you here?
General Sneers: The Rebels have detected our presence and have placed a restraining order on us.
Mr Mavis: Oh damn, we'll have to send in the lawyers and the accountants! Oh yeah, and bring up Admiral Nozzel on the video conference.
*General Sneers walks over to Mr Mavis' laptop and opens up video conference. It crashes. He throws it at the wall. It starts working.*
Mr Mavis: Admiral Nozzel?
Janitor Bill: Erm... yes..
Mr Mavis: Why aren't you in uniform?
Janitor Bill: I'm er... off duty?
Mr Mavis: Don't ask me!
Janitor Bill: So what do you want?
Mr Mavis: You came out of lightspeed to close to the Hoth system!
Janitor Bill: Wha?!
Mr Mavis: Oh yeh, erm *He takes his bag off* Mwahahahaha!
Janitor Bill: GHARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Janitor Bill falls to the floor, limp. Admiral Nozzel walks up to the other laptop.*
Mr Mavis: You are in charge now, ADMIRAL Nozzel!
Admiral Nozzel: ....
Mr Mavis: Hey wait a second...
*Mr Mavis' screen goes black.*
Mr Mavis: ******!
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To be continued...
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It's funny, so get with the laughing!
Episode V: Microsoft Strikes Back
After their victory at Cardiff, the Rebel celebration was shortlived as they soon had to relocate base to a remote part of England - the icy cold industrial refrigerator on the outskirts of Sheffield. While the cooling of the giant freezer allows them to overclock their processors with a reduced risk of meltdown, they are finding it difficult to adapt their food and drinks preparers to the cold.
Scouts are being sent into Sheffield for signs of intelligent life, but have returned with reports of only wild beasts with an odd accent.
Act I Scene I:
The rebels are hurrying around between kettles, computers and ovens.
Yeiga: Have we got the kettles working yet?
Officer #1: Not yet, we're having trouble adapting them to the cold...
*Sparks fly from an oven.*
Act I Scene II:
Mr Bouncy is walking through the streets of Sheffield, he has yet to see anything that looks remotely human...
Mr Bouncy: *Into mobile* Nothing yet, sir... Wait a second! I've just spotted something looking remotely human, I'll follow after it!
*Mr Bouncy follows. As he walks through a gate a large gloved hand knocks him out.*
Act I Scene III:
Mr Bouncy has been tied up to a bale of hay. He struggles to break free and reach his keyboard. A farmer looks up from his prized sheep herding pig, Walter.
Farmer: I'm slightly irritated that you didn't shut the gate after walking through, you know there's a foot and mouth crisis at the moment.
Mr Bouncy: I was about to shut it!
Farmer: Rubbish, you're just some punk kid.
Mr Bouncy: Hey, I'm no kid, I'm like 40 years old. And why are you so posh?
Farmer: I'm import from southern England, to replace the northern farmers, did you know they have the highest suicide rate of any minority group?
Mr Bouncy: So can I go now?
Farmer: I'm afraid not, I need a helping hand, and since you're here, you're mine.
*Mr Bouncy is clearly in pain due to the mere concept of working on a farm. He manages to grab his keyboard and slash his bindings. He gets up and slashes Walter the pig.*
Farmer: Walter!!!!
*He falls to the ground clutching Walter to his chest. Mr Bouncy makes his exit.*
Farmer: Walter, it's okay, it's okay, there's no need to squeal. I'm so proud of you, you were the second ever sheep pig, damn that Babe, and you've done me proud. *He sobs* That'll do pig, that'll do.
*Walter's eyes shut, and the farmer cries over his bleeding body.*
Act I Scene IV:
Mr Bouncy is in a medical room. Mock'Teeth walks in.
Mock'Teeth: What the hell are you doing in here? You're not injured at all!
Mr Bouncy: Shhh! I'm getting a life of luxury!
Mock'Teeth: What supposed injury do you have?
Mr Bouncy: PTSD
Mock'Teeth: Post Traumatic Stress Disorder?
Mr Bouncy: Post Traumatised Sheep-pig Disorder.
Mock'Teeth: Ouch, well get out of bed, we've got to defend the base soon.
Act I Scene V:
Rebels are convening around Yeiga.
Yeiga: We need to evacuate everybody out of here in the Ice Cream vans, while the restraining order will keep the agents at bay. Random Group will be going into combat against anything else they throw at us.
Wej Antimony: That's impossible, even for a computer!
Yeiga: Which is why you're going out on the mopeds.
Mr Bouncy: Wicked!
Yeiga: Quite, so get moving!
Act I Scene IV:
General Sneers walks into the giant easter egg room, where Mr Mavis's head can just be seen. General Sneers gulps and Mr Mavis spins around on his swivel chair.
General Sneers: *Jumping out of sight* Put the bag on! For the love of God put the bag back on!
Mr Mavis: Oh sorry *Looking rather hurt, he puts the bag back on* Well, why are you here?
General Sneers: The Rebels have detected our presence and have placed a restraining order on us.
Mr Mavis: Oh damn, we'll have to send in the lawyers and the accountants! Oh yeah, and bring up Admiral Nozzel on the video conference.
*General Sneers walks over to Mr Mavis' laptop and opens up video conference. It crashes. He throws it at the wall. It starts working.*
Mr Mavis: Admiral Nozzel?
Janitor Bill: Erm... yes..
Mr Mavis: Why aren't you in uniform?
Janitor Bill: I'm er... off duty?
Mr Mavis: Don't ask me!
Janitor Bill: So what do you want?
Mr Mavis: You came out of lightspeed to close to the Hoth system!
Janitor Bill: Wha?!
Mr Mavis: Oh yeh, erm *He takes his bag off* Mwahahahaha!
Janitor Bill: GHARGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Janitor Bill falls to the floor, limp. Admiral Nozzel walks up to the other laptop.*
Mr Mavis: You are in charge now, ADMIRAL Nozzel!
Admiral Nozzel: ....
Mr Mavis: Hey wait a second...
*Mr Mavis' screen goes black.*
Mr Mavis: ******!
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To be continued...
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It's funny, so get with the laughing!