there once was an evil egg that.....

...requested that its story not be told for complicated legal reasons.

The End.

or is it.........


the evil egg changed his mind and decided to....

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...commit suicide rather than become the subject of an inane interactive story.

but the evil egg came out of his grave and decided that he would seek revenge on Michael macfanlane for trying to end the story



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the evil egg needed help so he went to Albertsons and found the eggs and ordered them to follow him he then whent to every groceery store on the planet until he had a giant swarm of eggs following him.Then they whent to the farms and freed the eggs from the hens. then he started looking for michal mcfanlarn!!!

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Michael MacFarlane laughed at both of JangoFett's miserable attempts at spelling his name.

the evil egg heard Michal mcfanlan laugh and told his brave egg troopers to silence him whith a big ax

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The eggs jumped for joy and were enjoying a picnic lunch on a nearby wall. Humpty Dumpty was a guest speaker. Things were getting well till he....fell off the wall. Soon, other eggs were slipping off, cracking. The hot sun beat down on the eggs and began to cook them. Michael walked by...having skipped breakfast...decided to pick up (literally) some eggs and fill his stomach....only he didn't know what problems this might lead to. He remembered then...when it was too late...that his mother warned him about eating food that came off the ground.

(OK...another lame post by me...oh well. :-)

after the evil egg saw all of his eggs killed he whent and got more eggs and before sending them into batle agin he had them all hard boiled then he whent to the king and got his men to help him he returned to his Quest to find Michel McFannlane

You're bad about bearing grudges, aren't you?

,asked Richard Simmmons. Soon Michael Mcfarelane(?)'s stomach exploded and the eggswalked away from the mess in slow motion with army suits on.

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The Soft Parade has now begun
Listen to the engines hum
People out to have some fun
A cobra on my left
Leopard on my right

darn those army suits!

michael Mcfarnlarn felt so sorry for what he did that he said he would be the evil eggs slave. the evil egg exepted. if olny he knew what evil plan michael was planing

whats your big plan michael Mcfarnlarn?