One day there was a Jedi named Obi-Wan. He loved his lightsaber and sliced qui-gon down. He made the many touchdowns the football team had made while doing it he ate a cookie then a cream pie then he fought darth maul and kicked qui-gon and sliced yoda and jumped like crazy and barked and meowed and tried to use his skills to impress women and knock away some thin kid while annoying a genius 3 year old in his lab while blasting space ailens to smithereens while clucking like a chicken and barking and meowing and playing on computer. He doing a million things at once!
"How can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?" - Ed (Ed Edd 'n' Eddy)