One day in the near future, an evil environmentalist took over the world, and decided to save all the animals and put an end to fossil fuel consumption. To do this, he locked all the animals up in spaceships and sent them into outer space so that no poachers could get them. Then, he blew up all the fossil-fuel plants, and proceeded to make everything use "nature-friendly" energy. His first step toward this goal was the invention of...the Solar-Powered Meatball!

his first attempt at leaving the meatball in the sun was a flop, so he shipped it off to mcdonalds where it sat under a heat lamp untill...

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It grew arms and took over the world and made everyone anarchists... well i guess he didnt take over the world then but everyone died in world war 99999 but the meatball stayed alive and ressurected them with the spell he just learned from reaching level 15 and he wuz happy and he thought anarchy wuz dumb and said Ha! so there

but then a cow came and said moo and left

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