Okay, since I started this and I want it to be like that taco one, I'll start it with a paragraph.


Kyle Katarn was sitting and watching a recording of 8t88's home videos, 8t88 came walking down and said "HELLO KYLE!" Kyle said, "U are a rustbucket u loudmouth." 8t88 ran away to the dock with kyle chasing stupidly after him, 88 didnt take the disc, he took kyle's bryar. so kyle just jumped in the shuttle and punched 8t88 and said "OW!" to the pain of his hand. Then the moldy crow, all rusty and broken, came limping through the air with a Cowgirl as pilot, she shot the shuttle down and said "YEEEEEE HAAAAAAA!" so the crow, headed for the landing pad, lost an engine, then another, then the back, all the way down to just the cockpit. Meanwhile kyle stole his bryar and was trying to shoot at 8t88 but was shooting everything else. soooo.

{One sentence at a time, I wanna make a whole page, take this anyway u like, but make it funny, cause I luv laughing.)

[This message has been edited by IA_D_Vadergator (edited August 15, 2002).]

It was settled then, kyle had bad aim period...

I mean, come on, How can you miss 8t88, and hit Jan square in the face if he had good aim? Still cant belive Jan died in Dark Forces 2...

You are wrong, thats the dark path on the game, the light ending has jan still alive and the crow destroyed and anyway.....

Kyle accidently shot the controls to the shuttle and it was going down, it hit the bar were he was. Kyle ripped off 8t88s arm and said "My bryar is not for sale, it doesnt belong to you!" kyle said so.......

he pitched 8t88's skull out the door after prying it off with the blunt end of a hydrospanner... unforunately, it landed on the head of a dark jedi named jerec, who killed kyle's father for the insult....

image for my previous entry...

if youd didnt' laugh when you saw that, i think sometig is wrong with you

[This message has been edited by saberopus (edited August 04, 2002).]

Jerec wanted to find and kill kyle for getting shoved in 8t88's rusted head. And it was embarrassing as he was making plans and talking them out loud to the people of nar shaddaa. Jerec just drew his saber and "SHUT UP!!!!" and shocked everyone with a small smidge of force lightning.

[This message has been edited by IA_D_Vadergator (edited August 04, 2002).]

Just then jerec had a bigger bump on his head...cause the shuttle came down on it and (DOWNGGG!) it hit jerec, and bounced off and landed somewhere else, and kyle was ripping 8t88 apart in pieces.

And still, jerec used the force and found out was kyle that shot the controls, and later, the pieces of the crow fell on jerec.

Jerec suffering from a sever headache overdosed on his medication and got bad stomache cramps and gas.

Jeric: "My GOD!!! Kyle Katarn is going to kill me! Do you have any Freakin idea how hard it is to duel with nagging stomache cramps?

:: looks at that ugly orange guy that got cut in half in the opening cinnematics::

Jeric: sorry there i forgot about you, BUT DOES ANYONE ELSE??!!?!?!?!?!?

And jerec also said: "Having 8t88's head for a head is not good! I hate myself!"

It was about that time that Jerec realized that things were going too bad for him just to be coincidence. "Crud!" he sneered, "I'm the stereotypical villain in a Star Wars-themed action shooter!"

Having realized this, he decided to make some changes, and it wasn't long before he had pretty boy Kyle beaten against the ground, his saber smashed to bits.

Things were looking bad for Kyle when he suddenly noticed Yun lying conveniently dead over behind him...

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"If you enjoyed the show, tell your friends. If you didn't, tell your enemies."

Kyle said, "yun...Dont know when to not to face a pointy saber saving a old guys life.....and to think...this one had to be a wimp."

(Tie Bomber comes up and starts shooting)

(Sparks hit ground, kyle is pushed backward instead of thrown over)

"OW! You stupid Tie pilot! THAT HURT!" Kyle yelled out

"Well...his saber is Jedi Outcast style.....gotta check this out!"

(Kyle takes yuns saber and starts battling jerec with it....and kyle cuts jerecs saber blade in half)

"Curses! I hate having a I shaped figure for a Saber! Darn it! I need something thicker! And I want to be the bad guy in something Goldeneye...no wait....then I'd be shot!" Jerec said,

"What the? I hate myself! My body parts keep splitting!" Kyle said.

"My shoulder pads arent even on my shoulder!" Jerec said

(Jerec pouts at his poor graphic quality)

"RRRARRRRRGH! I hate myself! Kyle just kill me now!!!!!" Jerec screamed, " Okay jerec, but always think in H*LL that you asked for it." Kyle said, and immmediately before he sliced jerec, something big hit him on the head, it was the crows pieces that hit and bounced off jerecs head really high.