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w00t-- new storyline!
2002-08-06, 4:21 PM #41
and as vitaminless grew impatient and didn't want this thread to sink as far down as patric duffy's carreer, he boosted it once again, adding nothing to the story, so don't count this [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-08-10, 5:17 AM #42
Then the toast and patrick duffey romped around the galaxy earning money for gas by doing cheap comercials and walk-ins on cheesy action movies until...
2002-08-10, 5:22 PM #43
A man named IA_D_Vadergator kidnapped Patrick Duffy.
"How can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?" - Ed (Ed Edd 'n' Eddy)
2002-08-10, 8:24 PM #44
not realizing his stupidity at first forgot that patrick duffy had been a black belt in typeondo so patrick duffy beat the dead snot out of IA_D_Vadergator and the he made a miraculis recovery
(none)
2002-08-12, 7:11 AM #45
and then and kicked patrick duffey in the back promptly snapping his spine and the IA_D_Vadergator sadi "Ha, you fall just like bruce lee"...
2002-08-13, 7:03 AM #46
then the entire cast of buffy the vampire slayer walked past the peice of burnt bread
"if a nobody is still somebody
than that means that every one can't be some one because if every one is some one then no one can be any one..."
2002-08-13, 7:04 AM #47
then the entire cast of buffy the vampire slayer walked past the peice of burnt bread

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-I sure do enjoy breathing-
"if a nobody is still somebody
than that means that every one can't be some one because if every one is some one then no one can be any one..."
2002-08-14, 6:26 AM #48
followed by Steve Urchel from Family Matters...
2002-08-17, 4:40 PM #49
when all of a sudden, Urchel realized he was hungry, and was about to eat the toast, before breaking out in a one liner: "ya got any cheese?"

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-08-19, 6:39 AM #50
Then he was squashed by a big fat guy...
2002-08-19, 9:18 AM #51
and the toast was caught in an updraft and sailed off to a trout factory where it...

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-08-20, 8:22 AM #52
landed in a pile of raw filated trout...
2002-09-06, 3:42 PM #53
and sank till the bottom and stayed there for 23 years untill...

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-09-07, 12:03 PM #54
A monkey took it and covered it in slimey chesse which made it....
2002-09-07, 2:57 PM #55
nothing more than a piece of toast with slimy cheese that has had a fat guy squish it.
"How can my feet smell if they dont have a nose?" - Ed (Ed Edd 'n' Eddy)
2002-09-07, 4:47 PM #56
and so it was, burnt to a crisp, coated in a layer of water, carbon, trout guts, sewage, garbage, cheese, and other assorted gross things, untill it was found by...

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-09-07, 4:56 PM #57
Mr. T and the A-Team, who decided to...
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-09-08, 6:07 AM #58
poo on it.
2002-09-08, 11:04 AM #59
but the toast retaliated, and instead poo'd on the a-team and mr. t who proptly...

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-09-10, 3:45 AM #60
got impatient and boosted the thread again, then threw the toast into the river where it floated along untill

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"Aww man, I shot Marvin in the face!"
Setting kittens on fire since the summer of 72!
"you really can have your cat and eat it too!"
2002-09-11, 8:27 AM #61
until the creator of this thread came and eated the toast and he got measles.

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