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LOL the adventures of harry potter LOL
2002-10-06, 8:14 AM #1
LOL, lets make a story about Harry Potter LOL, ok so harry's in his house rofl, now you continue! this'll be so much fun lol
2002-10-06, 12:52 PM #2
can't you go find a harry potter forum or someth'in?
"if a nobody is still somebody
than that means that every one can't be some one because if every one is some one then no one can be any one..."
2002-10-06, 3:21 PM #3
Harry is in his house, chilling. Then a squad of Marines breaks the door down and shoots him. Harry is dead. Then when the Marines go out of the house and M1 Abrams tank fires at his house, blowing it to smithereens.

*The End*

[This message has been edited by Sgt Stryker (edited October 06, 2002).]
2002-10-07, 12:22 PM #4
"Move out!" screamed the marine sergeant, spittle flying from his overlarge mouth, "I want this area secured, and I want it done yesterday!"
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-10-07, 1:04 PM #5
The squad scampered to and fro, randomly aiming their guns about. Suddenly, there came a knocking at the door! Corporal Johnson dropped his rifle and hurried over to see who was a-knocking at this hour.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-10-08, 6:06 AM #6
What Col. Johnson saw knocked him out of his socks. Literally. It was a missle launcher toating weasel and it blew him away...
2002-10-08, 10:52 AM #7
Corporal Johnson was promoted to the rank of colonel for conspicuous gallantry in opening the door.

[This message has been edited by Tracer (edited October 08, 2002).]

[This message has been edited by Tracer (edited October 08, 2002).]
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-10-10, 7:34 AM #8
the weasel is arrested after a bloody scuffle in which several police officers lose fingers and even an ear.
famous last words: i dont meen to sound like a dolt,.....bbuuutttt.

Dirge
Dirge II
2002-10-10, 11:09 PM #9
The ear is fed to a three headed dog!

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/fluffle
2002-10-11, 8:19 AM #10
Which then promptly got indegistion and died cause it was allergic to weasel meat...
2002-10-13, 3:15 PM #11
then a weasel promptly walked up and ate the remains of the dog and then the weasel got indegestion and died because he was allergic to dog meat
(none)
2002-10-14, 10:31 AM #12
Then the janitor came along and swept up both the weasel and the dog...
2002-10-15, 8:15 AM #13
and chucked them into a bin! now the janitor went home and had a bit too much too drink...

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Shining Saber Productions
/fluffle
2002-10-15, 8:57 AM #14
...So he walked over to Kyle Katarns house and he asked for help and Kyle said...
2002-10-15, 5:24 PM #15
"DEAD CHICKENS."
2002-10-16, 2:31 AM #16
Dead Chickens What?" "Eat Dead Chickens"
2002-10-16, 6:29 AM #17
So the janitor began a journey to look for some dead chickens. But on his travels he came across...
2002-10-16, 7:18 AM #18
a giant live chicken. So he decided he must kill it, in order that he might eat dead chicken. So he sat down and tried to think of a way to kill the Giant Chicken.

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Nail pierced hands. A wounded side.
This is love.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2002-10-16, 12:52 PM #19
He went back to Kyle and grabbed his lightsaber, but was holding it backwards so he died but he reincarnated as Desann and went to Kyle.
2002-11-02, 7:34 AM #20
then they all died and came back to life
"if a nobody is still somebody
than that means that every one can't be some one because if every one is some one then no one can be any one..."
2002-11-04, 2:17 PM #21
LOL

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2002-11-05, 8:44 AM #22
apart from the janitor came to life as an ant!
so anyway this ant meets a leopard which had escaped from a zoo...

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/fluffle
2002-12-05, 11:10 AM #23
And Luke Skywalker flies up in an X-Wing and drops a nuke
2002-12-05, 11:34 AM #24
except the nuke never explodes and now a bunch people from a local tribe now worship it......
People of our generation should not be subjected to mornings.

Rbots
2002-12-05, 2:22 PM #25
...and we have the computer game "Fallout: Tactics".
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-12-06, 2:48 PM #26
Which we now play everyday, like a religion.

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The force is my ally.
2002-12-06, 3:30 PM #27
Yes, because religions are fun to play.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-12-06, 4:06 PM #28
And the god of Fallout procceeded to strike Tracer down for his blasphamy

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The force is my ally.
2002-12-10, 11:27 PM #29
"This has got out of hand" said the King Weasel
Founder of the Massassi Brute Squad (MBS)
Morituri Nolumus Mori

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