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All your Star Wars are belong to us!
2002-11-22, 1:29 PM #1
Obiwan: LUKE! ALL YOU FORCE POWERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

Luke: YA YA YA WHATEVER. ALL YOU DEATH STARS ARE BELONG TO MEH HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Han: hahahaha! All you SPICES are belong to US!

Leia: all you stuck up scruffy looking half witted nerfherders are belong to me!!!!!!

C3po: I'm pointless and I should die!

R2D2: bleep bleep bloop bleep

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2002-11-22, 1:31 PM #2
DIE.
2002-11-22, 1:31 PM #3
MOVE EVERY DEATHSTAR, FOR GREAT JUSTICE

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2002-11-22, 1:34 PM #4
Emperor: Soon the Rebellion will be pwned and all their base will belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time!

Luke: I'll never join you!

Vader: WHAT YOU SAY!

Officer: We get message!

Emperor: Main screen turn on!

Mon Mothma (on main screen): All your Deathstar are pwned by us! HA! HA! HA!
2002-11-25, 2:00 PM #5
Can we not let tis thread die? It was a pretty good idea. At least it seemed like one to me.
2002-11-27, 11:28 AM #6
What are you talking about? It makes no sense. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/confused.gif]

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2002-11-28, 12:21 PM #7
Lord Vader: I am defecting to the rebelion

Fred: Huh?

Lord Vader: I will kill you now.

Bill: I am a hick

Emporer: My new heir is Fred.

Fred: Huh?

Luke: But I want it.

Emporer: that is for Fred to decide.

Fred: Huh?

Luke: Fred by saying huh you give the empire to me.

Fred: ok.

Luke: 2 + 2 = 4

Fred: Huh? Oh no.

Emporer: You stupid fool now me and Luke will battle to the death.

Luke: You mean "Luke and I"

Bill: Fred will you help me milk my space cows?

Fred: Where are they?

Bill: Over there behind the air lock.

Fred: Ok.

Bill: I'll just shut off the air lock.

Darth Vader: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo

Bill: I'm being sucked out.

Fred: Huh?

Luke: Well there go Fred and Bill and their heads exploded from the vacume in space.

Emporer: Hey why didn't we get sucked out.

Darth Vader: I don't know.

Luke: Me neither.

Emporer: You mean I "neither"

Luke: No I mean "me neither", "I neither" makes no sense.

Emporer: I quote from Spider-man. You know what? what ever.

Luke: That was lame.

Darth Vader: I am going to throw the Emporer down those pipe things.

Emporer: Ok

Darth Vader: I am throwing you now.

Emporer: Ok

Darth Vadar: Their he goes.

Luke: Lets jump too.

Darth Vader: Ok

Luke and Darth Vader: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Darth Maul: I am totally irrelevent to this.
2002-11-28, 6:59 PM #8
No,no,no, that's not it at all. All your base are belong to us/star wars mix.
2002-11-29, 6:29 PM #9
This thread deserves to be archived for that Storm_Eyes post. Holy God was that funny.
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2002-12-02, 9:14 AM #10
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mechmark:
Obiwan: LUKE! ALL YOU FORCE POWERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!

Luke: YA YA YA WHATEVER. ALL YOU DEATH STARS ARE BELONG TO MEH HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Han: hahahaha! All you SPICES are belong to US!

Leia: all you stuck up scruffy looking half witted nerfherders are belong to me!!!!!!

C3po: I'm pointless and I should die!

R2D2: bleep bleep bloop bleep

</font>


obi wan has no deathstars
2002-12-02, 4:37 PM #11
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Lord Muurn:
Emperor: Soon the Rebellion will be pwned and all their base will belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time!

Luke: I'll never join you!

Vader: WHAT YOU SAY!

Officer: We get message!

Emperor: Main screen turn on!

Mon Mothma (on main screen): All your Deathstar are pwned by us! HA! HA! HA!
</font>


I literally laughed out loud.

been too long since i visited this forum.

here we go:


Admiral ackbar: Har, jabba, all your gooey snacks are belong to meh.

Jabba: EEEceechoo na goobo!

C3po: Ah? I daresay, all your star cruisers are belong to his Highness jabba's imperial allies! oh dear!

Ackbar: Prepare the cruishshers for hyperspace!

officer: har har he?

Ackbar: You fool!

Officer:...but all our star cruishshers are belong to impies!

Ackbar: main viewer turn on!

Main Viewer: Nay

officer: har har har.

Ackbar shoots the officer

Ackbar: Main screen, you are belong to me. turn on

Main screen turns on

Emperor: Your star Cruiser r dead.

Vader: Har har har

emperor: shut up.


-------inspiration fails-----------

----post continued at later date---



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saberopus
2002-12-02, 7:14 PM #12
Luke: How are you doing today, Dack?

Dack: Feel like I could take all the Empire's base!

Luke: Yeah, I know what you mean.

*They fly into battle*

Luke: Aim for the legs! Ownz0rz the AT-AT's first! Quickly! Before all our base are belong to them!

Dack: Laser coming!

Luke: Holy ****! That's HUGE!

Dack: Duuuuuude, I have a crappy feeling about this...

*Dack dies*

Luke: This is Rogue Leader, my gunner's splattered all over my back seat. Someone else has to take the shot.

*The comm unit is filled with wretching sounds*
2002-12-03, 1:47 PM #13
Luke: OMQ wedge!

Wedge: Luke, all thar ATST's have been pwned by usorz.

Luke: That din't matter! we gotta get thar AtAt's!

Wedge: Gunner man stay sharp!

Luke: I'll guide teh shot with meh forces i pwned from Obi Wan!

Wedge: Steadyorz....steadyorz...

Luke: Thar! Fare! Fire!

Wedge: Har i make fire sound "Thrwannnngngg!" Har HAr Har

Luke: Har Har, all thar AtAt are belong to us.

Wedge: U mean liek even that one that just blastorxed our shields?

Luke:......um, yes.

Wedge: Ah well, tough break. cya at teh rendevous?

Luke: ahh....no, liek meh visit teh midget frog man to learn mah forces i pwned from Obi Wan.

Wedge: Bye then!, you pwn that nasty midget!

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saberopus
2002-12-05, 4:48 AM #14
Anakin: All your Padm├ęs are belong to us.
2002-12-05, 2:10 PM #15
Sidious: Very good, my young apprentice. Soon, we will pwn all of teh Jedi.

Maul: Okie dokie.

Sidious: Yes. The Queen has traveled to Tatooine.

Maul: If I move quickly, I should find them with ease.

Sidious: Yes. Once you have her, pwn her Jedi buddies and make her sign the treaty so that all her base will belong to us!

Maul: As you wish, cats... er, my lord...
2002-12-06, 7:39 PM #16
Admiral Ackbar: "I'm Admiral Ackbar and I'm going to take over the world."
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2002-12-06, 9:26 PM #17
Bridge Officer: We've lost teh Falcon
in teh asteroids!

Admiral: What you say?

Officer: we get signal

Admiral: Main screen turn on.

Vader: You have no chance to survive. *strangles admiral*

Vader: Take off every TIE. All their Wookies will belong to us

2002-12-07, 5:27 PM #18
Vader: Luke, Join me and all the galaxy are belong to us!

Luke: No... Take off every zig!!
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2002-12-08, 6:15 AM #19
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away war was beginning

BOOOMM!!!!

Han: What happen?

Chewie: Rawrraurrawwwrrraaaaa!!! (Translation: Someone set us up the ion cannon)

Chewie: Raaaawwwwrrrrooouuu!!! (We get signal)

Han: What

Chewie: Raooorroorrwwwwrrraaaaaarrrrr (Main screen turn on)

Han: It's you!

Vader: How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on your way to destruction!

Han: What you say??

Vader: You have no chance to survive make you time. Hahahaha!!!




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2002-12-11, 4:56 PM #20
This story board makes no sence :/
2002-12-11, 5:03 PM #21
Admeral: Sir i am picking up a large fast moving vessle on the scanners.

Vadar: On screen

Admeral: I've never seen any thing like it before.

Vadar: Send a transmission.

Picard: This is Jean luc picard surender your vessel and prepar to be assimilated.

Vadar: I think your on the wrong set buddy.

Picard: oops sorry about that.

Vadar: No problem.

Admeral: We are reciving another transmission.

Vadar: On screen.

Admeral: no

Vadar: Do it now or i will kill you.

Admeral: You can't I am a hologram a hahahaha. (laughs histaricly)"

Vadar: Thats what you think. * uses force distortion*

Emporer: I am recieveing a fax.

Vadar: Ickazabloozoron

Emporer: Two can play at that game.

Vadar: salkngfeoiahfv
2002-12-11, 11:54 PM #22
Vader: Someone set us up the bomb!

Emporer: Wtf j00 sm0king n00b?
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2002-12-13, 12:48 PM #23
Emperor: OMQz liek wtf?

Vader: All there signals been pwned by us!

Emperor: Main screen.

main screen: bzzzz

Emperor: turn on!

main screen: beeeeee-oop!

vader: har! they have no chance to pwn our base! let's make their time!

emperor: errr.

vader: what you say!?

emperor: wht?!!? wtf omq you liek obey me now!

vader: grrr... you si not fair!

emperor: oh nos!

vader hurls him down the, liek, pit.


emperor: argh.

vader: har.

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saberopus
2002-12-14, 11:29 AM #24
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2002-12-16, 8:48 PM #25
In AD 1999, Star Wars: Prequels was beginning...

[Boom! Jar Jar runs on.]

OBI-WAN: What happen?

QUI-GON: Someone set us up the Binks!

OBI-WAN: What!

JAR JAR: Wesa get signal.

OBI-WAN: Main screen turn on.

[George Lucas appears.]

QUI-GON: It's you!

LUCAS: How are you, gentlemen. All your script are belong to me.

OBI-WAN: What you say!

LUCAS: This plot are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to act. Make your time. Ha ha ha ha.

[Lucas fades out.]

JAR JAR: Move-a every zig, for bombad justice!

QUI-GON: Oh. Shut up.

OBI-WAN: Consider yourself lucky. You get to die in this one. I have to stick around for two more with the "I Hate Sand Kid".

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