A long time ago in a galaxy far far away Luke and Doom (Doom 1,2,3/ Quake 3) met each other at a party last night...

Needless to say, all hell broke loose...

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And that's where the guy from Doom came in and killed everything, and escaped to make lots of sequals.

But Luke couldn't let him do this, because he never guest-starred in an unrelated movie...

Ok, so a long time ago qualifies as about 12 hours?

so Luke tried to cut Doom's rocket launcher in half with his light saber but...

...the rocket launcher had a device that inhibited android motor controls, and Luke's hand froze moments before it hit the launcher.

And then this happened:

And Luke was covered head to toe in Doom's blood.

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but in about 2 hours Dooms dad came in with Sarge (quake 3), and Agent Smith (Matrix) while Luke and the other people were cleaning up the whole god forsaken mess. Dooms dad, sarge, and Agent Smith were fully equiped and Agent Smith has givin Dooms dad and sarge all the abilities that are able to be done in the matrix. When dooms dad and the other 2 started to fight luke, luke had no chance and gave up but sarge shot himin the head. But wait! who is it? its...

B.J. Blackowicz: "Don't worry, I'll stop the Nazis!"

Doom Guy: "What Nazis?"

B.J. Blackowicz: "Right there! The six-inch aryan man!"

Doom Guy: "What?"

*B.J. whips out his pistol (it's actually a Luger, but nobody cared in 1991) and repeatadly shoots the floor.*

(We could actually turn this serious if people were interested...)

It was then that the real trouble began...

Doom's Spirit met Luke's spirit in the afterlife, and they thumb-wrestled for about an hour until they got tired...then they began to do the most vile, evil, tortuous thing they could conceive...

kill god in a very painfull way then appoint satan as ruller. when they tried...

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they failed. Realizing that they couldn't kill God, they decided to throw atomic snowballs at each other instead. God got tired of them and sent them into an eternal vortex of time and space...hurling them into...

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Gebohq's love shack, which has never been used, let alone occupied, and probably never will. It smelled musty due to non-use, so they went outside, and began fighting again, when some person walked up and started to...

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...try and reason with them. After a few "Back off!", "None of your bussiness!" and "This is not your fight!" he pulled out his light saber and swang it inbetween them. They stopped, looked at the person (who's name is Willie) and...

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It happened again.

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I am floppy.

Luke got so mad that he had to put up with Doom's blood for a second time that he pulled out his lightsaber and cut off Willie's head. Willie was too shocked because he had never had the "Doom" experience before...nor would he again. Luke then decided that it didn't matter if Doom was making more sequals than him, he needed to discover the secret to Doom's exploding was, so he could enable Doom to explode without having the chance of coming back. He found the nearest rusty tricycle and made his way for the city of...

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...id. There he look for the DDBB (Doom Data Base Building). He then asked a lady behind the counter if he could have a look at the Doom script. The lady said yes and gave him a book that was the same width and length as the length of his light saber and as thick as the thickness of his light saber. He read through it not knowing what 7/8 of the code was and came across something very interesting!

[id is the software company that made Doom. I searched for Doom in google and came up with the result id Software]

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...0000000100000011000001110011011020000001...

THAT'S IT! Cried Luke, and he got back on his tricycle, which he modified for hovering, and he headed for...

...the planet Caesar IV. The planet was covered with vile smog, weaving through canyons of rusted metal dislodged in the rocky walls. As he took foot on the canyon bed, trails of farmur gas flickered from the ground. He wandered from his hovering tricycle, deeper into the canyon. It was at this moment, Luke heard a sound. He looked up in hast towards the top of the eastern canyon walls where he could just make out an abstract figure looming over him.

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It was Doom himself! So Luke decided to start Debugging him the moment he came face to face with him. He climbed the rocks, force jumped across gaps and up the mountains, rolled down stairs, until finally...

he fell down a black hole! when he hit the bottom he didnt die because he turned on god mode when he realized he wouldnt make it. He also found out that god mode only lasted 2 minuites and doom will get there in 3. So luke walked for a while untill he realized he was in a level from the game...

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