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He ate my cat!
2003-05-20, 11:08 AM #1
The story so far:
Quote:
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>>Edward
YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DogSRoOL! DOGS ROOL! Oh wait... I own a cat... ANY WAY! THE DELAY HELPED! And I just found an error in my star gate level! Neve saw it because I never rode the rides.

THANKS!
/Edward
{Just helped me with a problem here!}
>>DogSRoOL
um... sure...

*Slowly backs away from Edward*
>>Edward
"What?" he asked, stroking his black cat in an evil way, and still having a cute face of wonder and curiosity.
>>DogSRoOL
*Attacks Edward's cat and devours it whole, licking his fingers afterwards*
"Delicious!"
{additional}
*GACK*
*Spits out a wad of hair.*
>>Edward
"MY CAT!!!" shrieked Edward. "Oh well," he continued, picking out a little stick with a button on it.
>>[SF]pjb
-the alternatior MK 1 is here-
-pjb warps back in time and crono ports cat from harms way and replaces it with a cat shapesed bomb jsut as dogsdrool eats it-
-warps back to second bomb is about to go off-

"muaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha, i see everything-
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And now, the saga continuums...

So pjb sneaks a bomb, and gave Edward that stick, and sent him a Mental message between "My cat" and "Oh well". The message was "That cat he ate, is a bomb! The stick you take, will blow him gone!"
{My original thought was to teleport DogSRoOL, and leave the cat behind. I do have the technologie in this story...}
So Edward hits the button and...
BOOM!

/Edward
So... Who's next to devour my cat?
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-20, 1:49 PM #2
"Ouch..."

-Then the pieces of DogSRoOL slowly reassemble-

"I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!"
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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited May 20, 2003).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-21, 6:46 AM #3
Just then a cooler behind him bursts and he freezes! (James Bond, Golden eye...)

I get into my space ship and fly off.
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-21, 6:54 AM #4
DogSRoOL (I'm sure he specifically meant Great Danes) shivers so violently that the ice melts. He throws back his head, cackles uproariously, and says (again)
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">"I AM INVINCIBLE!!!!!"</font>


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2003-05-21, 10:20 AM #5
Is there no killing this guy?
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-21, 10:58 AM #6
No.

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2003-05-22, 4:05 AM #7
-PJB walks in, "you forget, I AM THE ONLY IVNACABLE UNIT IN THE UNIVERSE!" PJB drvies a large man eating mouse down dogdrools gullet and watches him die-

mauahahahahahhahahaha,f00lish f00l.
-just for good meushe PJB puts the mouse in a lead lined solid concreat block that has time warp\telliport proof caseing around it, and then drops it into the center of jupiter-

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I am pjb.
Another post......
another moment of my life wasted.....
at least i made a level.
PJB's JK page's

-the PJB jedi rule book-
rule one, "never trust a bartender with bad grammar"-kyle katarn in JO

Rule Two, "Gravity is a crule misstress" -kyle katarn in MotS, and the alternatior MK I in AJTD
I am Darth PJB!
well, go on, run away!

i have a plastic lightsaber and a jedi cape.. am i a nerd?

If gravity is a crule mistress, and bar tenders with bad grammar are untrustworthy, what is air?
2003-05-22, 5:01 AM #8
Instead of telliporting, DogSRoOL teleports out, shouting, "I AM ALSO INVINCIBLE!" (A man of few words, obviously)

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2003-05-22, 7:09 AM #9
-After escaping, I locate pjb after searching several days.-

"You cannot defeat me, pjb, because I am more than just human! Your weak inventions cannot stop me!"

-I wack pjb upside the head with a bag of radioactive pork rhines.-

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
[And a bag of Pork Rhines! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]]

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited May 22, 2003).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-22, 10:56 PM #10
Hm... So many want to be invinsible.
Of course, EVERYONE wants to be invinsible.
OK, Let's settle it like this:
"You are the ONE" pointing to pjb.
"You are also the ONE" pointing to DogSRoOL
"You are also the ONE" pointing to Edward
"You see... You are the ONE who was, DogSRoOL. You are the ONE who is, pjb. And you are the ONE who will be, Edward."
So, what's your exuse now?

/Edward
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"Awe! Oh, oh, Not the one..."
"Not the one what?"
"No, Not the one! Zatharas promised the one!"
Babylon5
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-23, 6:10 AM #11
-Disgruntled at being in the least important place, I pull out a lightsaber and chop of pjb's arm.-
"Now I am the one who is."
-Slowly, I approach Edward...-
"And soon, I shall also be the the one who will be... er.. um..."
-I give a confused look as I try to figure out what it is I will be and what the heck I'm talking about.-

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-23, 10:19 AM #12
Well, it is simple.
One who was: Let say a leader who lived a thousand years ago.
One who is: The leader of these years.
One who will be: The leader of the future.
Watch Babylon5 sometime, from beginning to end, all 5 seasons, and you'll see.

/Edward
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No one listen to Zatharas. Quite mad they say. It's a good thing that Zatharas does not mind, he's even grown to like it. Oh yes. - Zatharas - Babylon5 - Episode 60 - War Without End
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-23, 6:49 PM #13
Well, at least I'm 2 out of 3...

And "2 out of 3 ain't bad"
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/redface.gif]

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-25, 9:34 PM #14
"Well, you'll never catch me..." Edward said "For I am the jinger bread man... No, wait, wrong story... For I have WARP 15! And maybe 16..."
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-26, 6:00 PM #15
"But you deal with a light-based life form. I can travel at the speed of light and far beyond... using only natural means."

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited May 26, 2003).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-28, 10:20 PM #16
Come on you guys! Don't you have any ideas on what happens next? I'm fresh out!
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-29, 5:07 AM #17
How about this:
"I win."
[http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-29, 6:33 AM #18
Kind of anti-climatic, ain't it? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2003-05-30, 6:00 AM #19
No no no, DogSRoOL... You will have to catch and kill me to be able to take over all 3 positions! So, how are you going to get through this dence hull of mine?

/Edward
[http://edward.leuf.org/ZODAX/SHIP2_A.jpg]


[This message has been edited by Edward (edited May 30, 2003).]
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-30, 7:57 PM #20
hmmm...
I'll just wait until you start starving, then you will be forced to come out. I have forever to wait!

Muahahahahaha!!

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-05-31, 12:03 AM #21
You forget... With the power being generated in this ship, my replicated supply of food is infinate! Prety much like you...
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-05-31, 5:56 PM #22
SON OF A ...

...

Very well then. I shall just wait until either something breaks down in your ship, or you die. Either way...

*I suddenly notice an exaust vent and sneak in through it, uncomfortably cramping myself in places I didn't know could cramp. Eventually, I make it in... and fall face first on a bald man on a toilet with his pants down, causing, as you would expect, a loud commotion and some rather explosive farting noises.*

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!

[This message has been edited by DogSRoOL (edited May 31, 2003).]
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-01, 1:58 AM #23
WARNING! Intruder and hull breach in toilet 8247 (&H2037)(&Q20067)(&%10000000110111)! Emidiate assistance required!

If you want the Red Alert sound, go here: file://localhost/C:/Program Files/Jedi Knight/Resource/Res1hi.gob\sound\00alarmloop01.wav. Yes, I steal stuff from others, so sue me! Oh wait... I only have 8000:- in my bank... Never mind...

Guards come marching into the gents with Concussion rifles, surround the toilet, and...
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-01, 3:35 PM #24
-I grab the old man and throw him out of the stall in all his dangling glory and shut the stall door, which appears to be made of some combination of titanium and cheese.-

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-04, 12:35 AM #25
Titanium and Cheese? Where did you get that from?

Anyway! I come to the little boys room, and bring SPECIAL FORCES!!! I BRING YOU!

HAWK! THE FINNISH MOTERISED YOUTH!
Warning: Finnish people are able to finish people off in no time at all. (simply by breathing...vodka breath) SO NO MESSING WITH A FINNISH that is a ÜBER JEDI KNIGGEHT(Don´t ask!).
Hawks battlecry: HAKKA PELE! (means litteraly: hit on head)

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-04, 3:49 PM #26
-Being a changeling, I change into poop and flush myself down the toilet, which must lead to somewhere that has an alternative way out.-

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-05, 8:42 AM #27
Well...
You flush, you ride, and... You are recycled...
How you ask? Well, when garbage is thrown away, it is taken by the replicator engine and converted into energy. But I manage to get to the garbage program before you hit the "fan", and then I sort you out and keep you as a file called "DOG_POOP.WC"...
Now what?

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-06, 10:57 AM #28
You forget - I'm already energy! *smirk*

I decide to explore and talk to the other files and learn a great deal about people who have crossed Edward (as well as about the ship). Soon, I will have gathered my thoughts and devise a plan to strike back...

...just as soon as I find a way out of this filing cabinet...

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-06, 12:10 PM #29
Well, before you can go any deaper, you will have to face my Computer's AI!!!
"A I, Yeay yi... If there's someon' snoopin' 'round my files an' folders, it's probebly someon' who wishes to lern GeeFay."
Willie, don't tell me you found LIQUOR.CBN...
"Wha' Linkor?"
LISTEN! THERE'S A BUG ON THE LOOSE, AND YOUR JOB IS TO BAT HIM FROM HERE TO THERE AND BACK AGAIN.
[Edward starts typing stuff on the computer. And a bucket of WAKE-UP JUICE gets poured into Willie!]
VWOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!
"I*M AWAKE! Where is he?"
He passed you...
"OH DEAR..." [Runs down the BITBLT path and manages to put a nice big Red & White sign saying STOP.]
"OK! To go further down the SEEK, PEEK and POKE path and onto the SubDirectories DPEEK, LPEEK, DPOKE, LPOKE, SPOKE, SDPOKE, and SLPOKE, you will have to pass some tests..."
Do you accept?

/Edward

Oh, and GeeFay is the poor pronounciation of GFA.
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-10, 8:27 AM #30
DO YOU ACCEPT?
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-12, 3:53 PM #31
uh...
sure.

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-12, 11:10 PM #32
OK!

1: What is your favourite color?

2: What does ThingLight do? And do include what the parameters are. eg(what,what,what)

3: "The Hammers" is the nickname of what English football team?

4: Coventry City last won the English Football Cup in what year?

5: What does BIOS(10) do? (drvmap())

/Edward
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-06-15, 11:23 AM #33
How dare you post a list!

1. I have 2 - Dark metallic blue and sky blue.
2. ThingLight = same as SetThingLight(Thing, flexlightvalue, 'fade'time);
3. Dunno. (not into sports)
4. Same as 3.
5. Dunno again.

I only get a 40%!!!

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"The Just shall live by faith." - Galatians 3:11
To edit is human... To COG is divine!!
Catloaf, meet mouseloaf.
My music
2003-06-15, 12:28 PM #34
ok...

1: Nice! (Got this from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail)
2: Well done... Although I wanted a description, like if I've never heard it before...
3: West Ham United. (Got this one from Monty Python's World Forum)
4: No, well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It is in fact a trick question. Coventry City have never won the English Football Cup. (Also Monty Python's World Forum (even the answere, Word for Word))
5: Checks which drives are attached. (Now this was a GFA Programming question. Not suprised if you didn't know it.)

OK... That gives you 40% of the entire ship's files.
[http://edward.leuf.org/ThisPictureWasCreatedEspeciallyForYou.gif] (roughly...)
OK, it will be posted to you through mail!

/Edward
http://edward.leuf.org/JK/GOBs/GOBs.htm
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Edward's Cognative Hazards

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