to open this little story.... every post on page one will be leading up to the end of the world as we know it so the 39th and 40th replies should have the end happening between them .....

first person to reply gets to start it off since i'm having sudden writer's block

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JUST DO IT!...

...tomorrow

The people of Earth ran around like lunatics as they soon found that the Earth WAS flat, and the edges falling off, closing in on them!

(/shrug?)

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Check out the following stories:
The Never-ending Story Thread(comedy *sci-fi/fantasy*) or visit the new webcomic version!

(in story order)
The Change (The Second War) (sci-fi/fantasy) --not finished/on hold--
The Crusade--tentative title (fantasy/sci-fi) --To Be Announced--
Saga of the 3rd War (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Shadows of Darkness (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Eternal War (fantasy/sci-fi) --not finished/IN PRODUCTION--

5,000 people fell of the edge of the earth. Luckily, most of them were annoying dorks. Thena comet smashed where south america once was!

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Then just before falling off the edge of the earth William woke up.

William: Man that was a weird dream

William climbed out of bed and went through his usual morning routine.

TV: *click* is three miles from finishing his third rowing trip around the world.... *tv fades to background noise as William continues to get ready for work*

William: Well at least the world is still round.

Just as William is about to turn off the TV something catches his interest enough to make him listen.

TV: "...the comet will be passing so close to the planet that people will be able to very easily see it as it goes by." That was local astronomy expert Jim Sevenicci, who we have been told is very excited about Halley's Comet passing by.... *click*

William leaves for yet another day of work at Best Buy.

(non-story post: this story needed some better setup )

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JUST DO IT!...

...tomorrow

So Willie is working at Best Buy, teaching some old people how to use a computer... when all of the sudden an alarm goes off.

It sounds alot like the chemical spill alarm, but louder. Then, as if it were God himself, the earth begins to shake so violently the old people turn to dust.



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French the language of love?
I suppose nothing says "I love you" like "wee wee".............

All of the old people of the world having turned to dust removes every form of chaperone in the world, bringing upon an age of pure, unbridled sexual liberation for a period of roughly eight minutes, before the threat of the world ending begins to affect the performance of even the most dedicated Casanova-esque lovers, and the world regains a sense of mid-apocalyptic sensibility once more.

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"You have to tame the wild beast before you let it out of its cage."

-Derek Zoolander

And then, with a sudden explosion, the western hemisphere turned into a vat of molten chocolate!

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Joe Itchabod was flying in a plane back to the US after a buissness trip in Switzerland. Then, he noticed something very odd. The world below him was...chocolate. The plane landed on a high island and Joe stepped out of the plane. The smell of chocolate was overwhelming. Joe had a severe weakness toward chocolate. He was addicted to it. Drool started to flow from his mouth. He ran up to the edge and dived in. "Joe, you idiot, that chocolate's molten!" someone yelled. Joe splashed in the chocolate. He didn't surface.

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Blue Moon Jedi Mercenaries: Book 0
The prequel of my upcoming book series
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(NSP: oh and when we reach the "end of the world" only one character that you create is allowed to survive so each person who posts here can keep ONE character when it finally does happen)

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JUST DO IT!...

...tomorrow

And then all the hard liquor turned into BEER! OH NO!

Rob was obviously crushed by the turn of events and went into a cycle of deep depression.

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French the language of love?
I suppose nothing says "I love you" like "wee wee".............

Deep within the late western hemisphere, danger was brewing. When the explosion of molten chocolate occured, all life in that section of the earth seemed to vanish... except for one little chocolate egg. Laying dormant in its chocolatey world for minutes upon minutes, it suddenly burst open to reveal... the Nestle chocolate Bunny!

Killed, reborn in an egg, and hideously mutated by the molten chocolate, the Nestle Bunny used its long propeller ears to swim out of the molten chocolate and fly to the eastern hemisphere, to begin its terrible orgy of destruction...

Landing in Australia, the Bunny ran arounding looking for a large city brimming with people. However, he could find none, so he settled for several hundred small villages and a llama farm. After totally destroying everything he could see, smell or hear, nearly 15 000 people were senselessly slaughtered, and there seemed no hope for the eastern half of the southern hemisphere. All of a sudden, our hero arrived, the amazing... (drum roll, please)

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

[This message has been edited by Big_Fry (edited July 08, 2003).]