I'm known...by few...for starting very stupid, or extremely complicated stories that end of failing. So...contrary to the laws of normality, I decide to create a story that is both stupid AND complicated.

RULES:
-You will either begin, continue, or finish a sentence
-You will post at least 2 words per post
-You will post no more than 10 words per post. (unless you make a comment or something on the side)
-You may not post twice in a row, you must wait for at least one other person to post first.
-You must set the initials of the words, for the next part of the sentence or new sentence.
-You will set a minumum of 2 letters for the next person, 10 maximum
-You can add in one word similar to THE, AND, OF, FOR, and WITH per post to make the sentence make sense if need be.
-You may scramble the words in your post, as long as you only use the initials provided.
-You must provide one vowel (aeiou) for every 3 consonants (the other 20 letters + y)

EXAMPLE:
me- It rained today (BOTY)
next person- because of the yogurt. (HJTQ)
next person- The quiet Harry Johnson(MDKLOIH)
next- Made ludicrous hypotheses of inadimate dung kangaroos. (QTA)
next- Quietly, the area (GOTY)
next- of the yellow gorilla (JGA)
next- got airborne juicy-pops.

So ends the bad example. I'll start off:
Once upon a time (GJEUA)

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Author of the following failures: IAS
...and probably: TRL-TBR-TAR

giant jugs elephants unknowingly ate

(DEFGE)

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As far as I can tell.

delicious ears, following Gonzoles Eduardo (QZX)

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quasi-zymotic xenophobia [look 'em up, they even make sense]. (qwerty)

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quelling williams enthsiasm 'round tough youngsters.(KYMFMC)

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may the farce be with you.

[This message has been edited by IS_ford1342 (edited February 18, 2003).]

Kentucky Fried Chicken's moody young main (APHRO)

[Remember guys, include vowels. Also remember you can scramble the words around.]

Art Proctor hates raving orphans

(DOUG)

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As far as I can tell.

doing original uber gambling,

(THE)

'till he exits (MILF)

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from many little innuendoes

THE

[*sigh* this is hard!]

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*smiles* you should know, you have boob power. unquote. - silence

I am amaeving

that Harry enunciated

(QUALE)

lying even at questioning, ultimately...
(PORK)

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prying open rice, knowing (LotRFotRTTTRotK)

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"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All that is left for us to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf The Grey



"Never hit your caddie with a driver. Use a sand wedge, it works better."

186,000 Miles Per Second... not just smart, it's the law.

Lots of times, Remembering The feet off the Rocker Tree Told Raymond originally to Kick

DSKJG

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

Death slowly kills JediGandalf.

(EBGE)

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

[This message has been edited by DrkJedi82 (edited July 10, 2003).]

exactly extracting ben's gall

(USGSDH)

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."