One day on the general forum, all massians plan a vacatoin to a place with a huge LAN room. None of us were busy that day so we all leave(lol impossible)to play some JK MOTS JO and test JA. I sit in the back seat of the back plane. My plane crashes in to the rest of your planes and the 6 planes fall in to the water near a huge island.
::rulez::
1.Everyone plays there own part (you and no one else.)
2. no you may not decide the actoin of some one else.
3. plz keep you posts short
::/rulez::

ok ill start

LHarm swims to the island and gets up.
LHarm yells: Is every one ok.. Hey how come all our pilots died. Its just us massassians.
LHarm says: aah man this was going to be a fun trip.


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Gebohq gets on the island, complaining about his wet clothes, then sees if he can find any Massassians he's familiar with...

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The Never-ending Story Thread(comedy *sci-fi/fantasy*) or visit the new webcomic version!

(in story order)
The Change (The Second War) (sci-fi/fantasy) --not finished/on hold--
The Crusade--tentative title (fantasy/sci-fi) --To Be Announced--
Saga of the 3rd War (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Shadows of Darkness (fantasy/sci-fi) --finished--
The Eternal War (fantasy/sci-fi) --not finished/IN PRODUCTION--

Tracer: "Good news everyone! I've constructed a raft -"

Geb: "I can't this isolation anymore! I can feel myself degenerating without the influence of civilization!"

Tracer: "No, it's okay -"

Geb: "I'm resorting to my most basic instincts!"

Tracer: "Look, I have a boat -"

Geb: "I can't eat sand for the rest of my life!"

Tracer: "Screw it."

*Tracer casts off his raft and sails back to civilization.*

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Schism.

Maybe i did not state the rulez clearly, ill try again.
1. Dont talk for someonelse (they must reply, not you reply for them)
2. you control only your actoins
3. (^ya get it read up^)
and a new rule
4. plz stay on the island.


post again Tracer and just dont break the story line or talk for geb.

::now back to the story::

LHarm walks up to geb
LHarm:Have you seen pommy or GBK, are they on the other side of the island.
LHarm: im going to make a raft... what the heck. Ahh great now theres a force field.. ah ok must of been my imaginatoin.
LHarm starts of to get some logs.
LHarm: how come it looks like the water is drianing.
LHarm: wait the island is rising.
LHarm: were to high to jump in.



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After getting onto the island, Mikeyman begins to search for food. He doesn't find anything except for several coconuts which he could not break open. So he imagines some flat rocks as waffles and begins knawing on them.
Mikeyman: "*drool* *crunch* Mmm...waf-fle... Oww, my tooth!"

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LHarm: c'mon guys and, uh well gals,, that is if the gals did not drown ,um, well, any way LETS GET LOGS AN MAKE A CABIN. *sniff* were supposed to be playing LAN.

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LHarm:a good idea mikeyman. I brought my waffle maker.

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Mikeyman grabs LHarm's waffle maker and starts melting the rocks and making waffles with them. After losing approximantly 13 of his teeth, he decides to help LHarm out with the cabin.

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LHarm drops some rocks in to a hole, he watches them tumble down bouncing on the sides.
LHarm: I have about a year supply of waffle mix.
LHarm: Alright one cabin half way done. 2 and a half to go.
**That night**
LHarm: whos sleeping were.
LHarm:......... who can build a fire.......what?.........

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LHarm: did anyone ... uuh wait no one would bring a flare to a lan party. I brougt my sleepin bag.

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*opens up his backpack*
Mikeyman: Let's see what I got in here...2 boxes of blueberry waffles...a 6-pack of Sierra Mist...three poppyseed muffins...
Everyone else: ANYTHING USEFUL?!
Mikeyman: Oh, I had a lighter, but I threw it out into the ocean because I didn't think it was useful.
Everyone else: ARRRGGGGHHH!!!
Mikeyman:...What?

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*Jon swims ashore and calmly begins emptying his pockets*

Let's see... GPS system, lifetime supply of twinkies, computer with remote satellite hookup, swiss army knife, Inflate-a-house (tm), three cans of dehydrated fresh water, 92 lbs of beef jerky, blow dryer, wireless optical Logitec mouse, 12 pack of Mountain Dew, 12 pack of Dr. Pepper, 12 pack of Barq's Root Beer, 12 pack of Mike's Hard Lemo- wait... how'd that get in there... *throws the Alcoholic lemonade out to sea*, tanning bed, tennis raquet, weight bench, baseball bat and glove, and kitchen sink.

There's everything's there...

*Jon calmly repacks everything back into his pockets (carefully activating a trap that will snap anyone's finger's if they try and reach in) and walks off into the jungle whistling to himself*

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Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin
http://www.writings-emag.net The next big thing since individually wrapped cheese slices (coming soon).

*Gebohq gets out his wallet and flashes his driver's liscense to everyone*

OMG POST YOUR PIC!!

*Gebohq then passes out right next to a wild tiger-looking beast...*

LHarm: that computer is soaked. Its probaly dead.
LHarm: Wait it was water proof. Ahh man the satilite wasnt.... we dont have internet. so wecant email.... But i brought some games.
LHarm: hey theres my toaster in my bag. I have batterys. And a charger.... oh we cant plug it in. Ahha a solar panel. Guys we have unlimited battery power.
LHarm: Sweet... MY 4 LAPTOPS WORK. AND I BROUGHT A HUB. Lets play JK.

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*Mikeyman gets out and sets up his labtop*
Mikeyman: Okay, let's play!
*after getting a JK game set-up...*
Mikeyman: WOAH! Take a look at THIS! I'm getting 4 FPS! I've never gotten it that high! Hahaha, those guys at the computor store said I coyuldn't play just about anything with a 386 processor and no graphics card, but look whose's talking now! Haha!
Mikeyman: Hey! Why'd I die so fast? I didn't see anyone near me...Wha? I died again!
*Lharm calmly knows the fact that he is using force speed and strafing around Mikeyman's charecter so fast that his computer doesn't get the frame that shows him strafing around*
Mikeyman: I'M DEAD AGAIN!!


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[This message has been edited by mikeyman (edited May 31, 2003).]

LHarm: (gives mikeyman a laptop)geb got off so use this one.

edit: i got a from running the : and ( together.

[This message has been edited by LHarm (edited May 31, 2003).]

*Gets on the Lharm's labtop and starts playing*
*3 hours later...*
Mikeyman: I'm bored. Let's go find the others and see if we can get more players.
*Goes out of the cabin and searches for the others*

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LHarm: who built that fire over there.
Suddenly the trees shake and dead soldiers fall out.
LHarm takes an mp5 out of one of the dead soldiers hands.
LHarm: his legg is ripped apart.. WHAT IS THAT!!!!!!!!
LHarm aims the mp5 at the thing and shoots it like crazy. But the bullets bounced of but the beating knocked it sensless.
LHarm: This thing is small, what is it... uh well its not an earth animal..

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*Mikeyman comes back from searching*
Mikeyman: I couldn't find anybody so-what is that?!
*Mikeyman kneels down for a closer look*
Mikeyman: That ain't from earth. You know, I saw this movie once, I was a cotton swab on Planet X, and the one of the aliens looked just like this.
Lharm:...
Mikeyman: Throw me one of those soldiers guns. I think we'll need them.
*Four more aliens drop out of the tree*
Mikeyman: My, this story has gotten strange, hasn't it?

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LHarm: am i dreaming, maybe ive played Half-Life to much... or Halo... huh AAAAHH.
LHarm grabs two pistols and starts shooting away.
LHarm: look a living soldier HI DO YOU KNOW WHA... oh well maybe not living any more.

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:SUDENLY: The island lifts so high that we are stuck in the clouds. And more creatures fall out of the tree.

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Mikeyman: *As the island goes up high* What the?!
*More aliens fall out of the tree*
*Suddenly, a pump-shotgun falls from the sky and lands by Mikeyman's feet. He grabs it*
BLAM! CHK-CHK! BLAM! CHK-CHK! BLAM! CHK-CHK!
*Mikeyman kills all of the aliens!
Mikeyman: This is too weird. Let's get out of here.


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*bump* "THuMP" &CRUNCH&
LHARM yells: WHAT IS THAT .,.,STAY BACK.,.,. Agahahaaaaaaaaaaahh GET AWAY.
LHarm grabs a bunch of weapons.
BOOM CLICK CHIK CHIK BOOM KA KA PUFF CLINK-IT BLAM TIC TIC TIC KAAABLLOOOOSH GRENADE Ahagh

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Okay, it get's a little boring when it's just me and Lharm writing...and no one else appears to be writing anymore either. I hereby declare this story temporarily dead.

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Accepting replacement writer for roadmaster103. Go to topic for details.

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*screams* ..............aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*SLAM*

Big Fry falls out of the sky, slamming into the sand. He gets up, and looks around, moaning and gently massaging his grotesquely swollen face. Sitting down, he attempts to stare at his surroundings, but he can't see anything over his gigantic nose or anything under his mammoth brow. He shrugs, pulls out a choclate bar, and stuffs it into his swollen mouth.

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

(NSP: Let's get this back alive!)
SP:

Mikeyman: Hmm...Shotgun, or double-barrelled rifle? Mm....Uh....Hm....
LHarm: PICK ONE BEFORE MORE OF THOSE THINGS COME!!
Mikeyman: Okay, okay...um....uhhhhhhhhh...Let's go with shotgun.
Mikeyman: I'm going to find a way off of this island, and no, I don't care if we're about 5,000 feet in the air.
Mikeyman: *Calmly yet delusionally walks away deep into the jungle*

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WWWWWWAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLEESSSSSS!!!! WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.

"Arrh. I'm hungary. I haven't ate anything for 2 hours. I'M STARVING"

Then I dress up as an ape and eat Mikeyman when no one is looking. His screams are silenced in an instant.

I look for more flesh on the island. No one will know the ape is me...

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."

Thrawn42689 opens a big briefcase and pulls out two Jackhammer Automatic Shotguns.

"Is there anything left to shoot?"

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Sensing fear from Thrawn42689's violent behavior, me runs into forest to hide.

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."

Thrawn spots a suspiciously large gorilla running into the forest, its face smeared with shredded human entrails. He takes his briefcase full of firearms and follows bravely into the forest, a grim expression plastered unconvincingly across his stunningly handsome features.

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"He will never find me in this cave." said Echoman. All was silent when...

*Vooom*

Echoman has just farted a giant ball of flames. Guess eating mikeyman wasn't a good idea after all. The flames lit the jungle on fire and the smoke could be seen miles away.

"Crap. I screwed this up."

Echoman decides to escape the fire by running toward the shore.

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."

On the shore Echoman met Ganondorf who asked him "What the hell are you running from" but instead of getting an answer Echoman pushed Ganondorf down and procceded to jump into the water.

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Unfortunately, there was no water, since the island was 5000 feet in the air, and Echoman fell to his doom.

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Ganondorf then walked over the the edge of the cliff took out his zoom glasses and checked out the bloody spot that was Echoman. He backed away from the cliff so Thrawn couldn't push him and chuckled to himself. "Fool"

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"Noooooooo"

*splat*

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."

*Inside Echoman's stomach*
Mikeyman: Uggg...
*Lites a candle*
Mikeyman: AHH! Skeleton!
Mikeyman: Oh wait a minute. I'm supposed to be digested. Nevermind.
*Dies*


Is this the end of Mikeyman? Is he really dead? Will he live to eat waffles agian? Why am I writing this?! Find out next time, when Mikeyman gets bored and figures out a way to get his charecter to stay alive!

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Current Writers: Mikeyman and Tracer

WWWWWWAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLEESSSSSS!!!! WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.