Hi!
The rules are simple. You are to rhyme with the last word in any sentance you want.

Examples:
Here is a man (A)
Who is called Han. (A)

He slunk to the ice box,
He cleaned it out as quick as a flash (A)
He took the roast beast
and he even took their last can of Who hash (A)

The worst punishment I ever endured. (A)
It turned out there was a reason, (B)
Cows were out of season, (B)
And one of the hunters wasn't insured. (A)

Anyway, let's start with the story:
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There once was a man in Kentucky,

[nsp: I'm gonna start posting in this forum again thanks to Tracer]

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Who was often more not than lucky

(Poetry ain't really my forte...)

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Check out the following stories over at the Interactive Story Board:
The Never-ending Story Thread or visit the new webcomic version!
The Vision Cycle series
Featured Story: Blue Moon Jedi Mercenaries: Book 0

Quest into new worlds or question the deep parts (and not so deep parts) of life at Merlin's Citadel!

But one day he shot a ducky

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Blue Moon Jedi Mercenaries: Book 0
Current Writers: Mikeyman and Tracer

WWWWWWAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLEESSSSSS!!!! WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.

Which made a loud quack
and fell to the ground.

The duck weighed 16 pounds
so he made a great thwack.

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