...and noticed how quiet it is. Too quiet. Nothing is moving or going on. He continued to walk. Echoman turned around thinking he heard something, but nothing was there. Where are the people here? Hmmm..

There was a table in the emptiness. On that table was a red and blue pill.

"Which should I pick?"

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Then Thrawn42689 came in and ate both the pills, causing him to go on a hallucinagogenic trip into iner spaec nd tehn he trund st00p and dide teh end0zz2!

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The Matrix: Unplugged

Or did it?

Thrawn went flying through time and space until he broke away from the Massassi Matrix. He awoke to a world cruelly ruled by Massassian Trolls.

"Where am I?" thought the clueless Thrawn.

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"A world where n00bs are generated as fast as you can click the name generator button." said an eerie voice in Thrawn's head.

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"The Oracle told me I would die with my boots on. I've worn tennis shoes ever since." - Axis

Thrawn got out of his "pod" and looked at the place he appeared in. He wasn't connected to the Massassi Matrix anymore. Thrawn stared in horror.

The Trolls were harvasting members for their evil plans. The "pods" could be seen all the way to the horizon. The gray clouds covered the sky and the horrible machinary of the Trolls blanketed the ground. It was a scary place. There was no Admin in sight.

Suddenly, the wires detached from Thrawn's body as he was flushed out of his pod. He landed in a nearby waste pool. Looks like someone was waiting for him...

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wow. we need more posters

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Several teenagers were hired to put up the posters.

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Shut up. I'm GOING to do this whether you like it or not.

But then they sold out to the Admiral's Command Chamber, and became part of the Massatrix Freedom Resistance Force.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

Then Massassi unleashed war against Admiral's Command Chamber.

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Again.

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MadQuack on Military school: Pro's: I get to shoot a gun. Con's: Everything else.
"I'm going to beat you until the laws of physics are violated!!" ! Maeve's Warcry

RIP -MaDaVentor-. You will be missed.

The admirals command chamber relesed some admins into the massasatrix and they came for trawn. Beliving he was the one a_person jumped through a wall and tackled the admin.

Just as the admin went to kill a_person brian loizer came in and blasted him.

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"Come with me. We need to fight the Massatrix and save the human race!" said Brian. Thrawn and a_person got on Brian's ship in order to escape the admins.

But was it too late?

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[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited December 28, 2003).]

As Brian's ship flew on, a think sounded from the roof. Through some way or another, Tony had been regurgitated and had hit the ship as it flew on it's mission.

Bing! Pshhh!

"O NOS!!! We gotta stop..." was all he got out before he beamed himself on the door frame.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.

*meanwhile back in the massassitrix*

Echoman: What if tomorow the war could be over isnt that worth fighting for isnt that worth subbmitting for.

Tony: Hi there Echoman. Yes i belive it is ill go submitt now.

Echoman: How did you get here.

Tony: O sorry im just teleporting all over the place today.

Echoman: Quickly get back to the real world Admins are coming.

Tony: How will ino its the real world.

Echoman: well for one if you look closly at your television screen you will notice everything in the real world is tinted blue and every thing in the matrix is tinted green. Also you wont be able to do massive jumps.

Tony: I can't anyway.

Echoman: O sorry I should get tank to upload the program into your head.

Tony: I dont want programs being uploaded into my head I heard you can get addicted to that like cocane.

Echoman: Suit yourself but get out of here admins are coming.

*Door starts being smashed and finaly falls reveling 3 admins*

Echoman: Hi there boys.

Admin 1: The enomily

Admin 2: should we procced

Admin 3: yes, he is still

Admin 2: only human.

Admin 1:*walks foward*

puff paff, pow, pow, wack, wack, slam, zonk, dang.

Echoman: Hmmm upgrades.

Woof waff slip slap bam bam (5 minutes later)

*Echoman deletes more posts tan the admins and flys off.*


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[This message has been edited by a_person (edited December 30, 2003).]

Thrawn, Tony, and a_person were resting in Brian's ship. The craft was called the "No-Pugler-ezzer." The crew was flying through the desolate and deadly grounds of Massassi. Because the machines of the Trolls were watching almost everywhere, the ship had to fly low.

"We are heading toward the city of NeS. Those members there have not been captured by the Massatrix. We are trying to fight the Trolls and the evil Admins" said Brian. The crew saw the metal doors of the city and arrived at the destination.

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Agent Dj: It seems that our power has been outwaged by these, admins. We must advance to the admins mainframe and destroy them.

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"Things you own, end up owning you."
-(Fight Club)

Hmmm..maybe we should fix up a real story. Oh well...

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That'd be cool, actually.

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Yeah, but you know what? This one, this one right here, this was my dream, my wish, and it didn't come true. So I'm takin' it back. I'm takin' 'em all back.