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The Questions-Only Story
2003-03-10, 7:36 AM #1
Rules: add on to the story one sentence at a time, using only questions.

What would happen if elephants could fly?

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"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All that is left for us to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf The Grey

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"Never hit your caddie with a driver. Use a sand wedge, it works better."

186,000 Miles Per Second... not just smart, it's the law.
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2003-03-10, 12:01 PM #2
Would pigs soon follow their flying ways?

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2003-03-10, 3:13 PM #3
If elephants could fly, the government would use them for biological weapons; pigs would follow their way, and a huge new sport would be catching pigs; would the sport be sucessful?

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2003-03-11, 8:42 PM #4
Do Michael Jordan and/or Oscar Mayer support this sport?

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2003-03-12, 2:24 AM #5
Hur många sett kan ni säga Grynbkorv på?

/Edward
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Svar
Edward's Cognative Hazards
2003-03-12, 10:19 PM #6
Would someone care to decipher the last post?

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You can run, you can hide, but you can't fight.
The Last True Evil - consistent nobody in the Discussion Forum since 1998
2003-03-13, 3:33 PM #7
Certainly?

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I am floppy.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2003-03-13, 3:55 PM #8
whats the point?

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2003-03-14, 7:48 AM #9
Why didn't this thread die?

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2003-03-15, 11:38 AM #10
Pocac cajpaj palsghfb hwunm hfir sojgvnei stah ud.

/M_Knight_Jess1

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2003-03-15, 3:48 PM #11
Why didn't M_Knight_Jess1 post a question?

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2003-03-15, 5:13 PM #12
Why is he/she breaking the rules?!?!

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2003-03-28, 8:34 AM #13
Did the plot of the Great and Shockingly Stupid Cocunut Encased Questions-Only Story ever advance?

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"So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All that is left for us to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us." - Gandalf The Grey

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2"> By the way, sentences are your friends.- MikeC </font>


"Never hit your caddie with a driver. Use a sand wedge, it works better."

186,000 Miles Per Second... not just smart, it's the law.
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2003-03-29, 5:38 PM #14
How long has this thread been going for?

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Ever tried to catch your elbow?
What would DJ do?
2003-03-29, 7:29 PM #15
WHY CANT YOU LET IT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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may the farce be with you.
may the farce be with you.
2003-03-29, 9:22 PM #16
I don't think that was a question, was it Ford?

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"You have to tame the wild beast before you let it out of its cage."

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2003-03-30, 3:07 AM #17
who are you to decide what makes a question a question?
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2003-04-01, 8:36 AM #18
That was a good question, wasn't it?
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2003-04-27, 4:08 PM #19
Do we want this thread dead?

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2003-04-27, 4:17 PM #20
Why am I strangely attracted to this thread?

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2003-04-28, 1:26 PM #21
Why am I bothering to go along with it?

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2003-05-17, 10:22 PM #22
because you are stupid?

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2003-05-18, 7:42 AM #23
WHY HAVE YOU RETURNED?

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Schism.
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2003-05-18, 7:45 AM #24
Because even though many people think these are annoying, many also feel strangely sttracted to these type of threads, am I right?

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I like waffles.
2003-07-08, 9:27 AM #25
What if this type of thread was, in fact, sensible, and, in fact, all of us were, in fact, insane?

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
2003-07-14, 5:36 PM #26
I do not know, does anyone else?

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I like waffles.
2003-07-14, 6:03 PM #27
Would it make any difference if I did?
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2003-07-15, 1:26 AM #28
Would the mole people finally come to their senses and arise from the bowels of Earth?

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
2003-07-15, 4:48 PM #29
They already have, haven't you seen them?

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| mikeyman wuz here |
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Blue Moon Jedi Mercenaries: Book 0

I like waffles.
2003-07-16, 2:35 AM #30
Oooh, did they bring cookies?

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
2003-07-16, 5:20 AM #31
And why was mavispoo so rude to me in the last post?
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2003-07-16, 1:28 PM #32
Would it have something to do with the fact that you're the last true evil?
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2003-07-16, 1:35 PM #33
Is he really the last true evil?
2003-07-16, 2:12 PM #34
You're working with the mole-people, aren't you TLTE? You ordered the code red, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU???

*breathes heavily*

Perhaps mavispoo would like to speak on her own behalf?

And you'd like to know, wouldn't you Hellequin?

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2003-07-16, 4:11 PM #35
Didn't your mother ever tell you not to type in all caps?

Does your mother even know what all caps is?

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2003-07-17, 2:30 AM #36
do you even know his mother?

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<Skimpy> a gamer girl thats interested in me is one thing...one that listens to harder music than I do and could own me at ET? thats something totally different
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2003-07-17, 3:29 AM #37
Don't I know his mother? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."

[This message has been edited by Big_Fry (edited July 17, 2003).]
"There are three kinds of men: Those who learn by reading, the few who learn by observing, and then there's those guys that just have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
2003-07-17, 6:37 AM #38
Hey, who stole my pie?
2003-07-17, 8:15 AM #39
there was pie? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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<Skimpy> a gamer girl thats interested in me is one thing...one that listens to harder music than I do and could own me at ET? thats something totally different
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2003-07-17, 8:28 AM #40
Is the pie also evil?
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