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Unfortunately I was inspired to start this thread
2003-09-30, 12:13 PM #1
Simple rules, each post can be about one or two sentences (to give you a wee bit of freedon). But each post must start with either "fortunately" or "unfortunately" such that if the previous post was unfortunate, your post will be fortunate and vice-versa.

The first post after mine will begin with "unfortunately".

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Once upon a time there was a small reverse lemming called Tweakie and he lived happily at the bottom of a cliff in some random place, possibly Finland. Life was great for Tweakie, he could be as suicidal as he wanted but he was completely safe as he was already at the bottom of the cliff.

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2003-09-30, 12:24 PM #2
Unfortunately, one day an earthquake hit his town, and the cliff fell on them. Most of them perished.

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<Dormouse> there are very few things quite as comforting as smelling like a close friend.

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<Dormouse> it's really cute in the way that a sherman tank with a fuzzy steering wheel is cute
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2003-09-30, 12:30 PM #3
Fortunately, this uncovered a diamond mine that would probably have never been discovered. There was a boom in the world economy.

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2003-09-30, 12:40 PM #4
Unfortunately for Wall Street, economy had been outlawed 945 years earlier with many hardcore economists turning to suicide as a means of survival.

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[This message has been edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ (edited September 30, 2003).]
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2003-09-30, 12:45 PM #5
Fortunately, suicide is not a means of survival.

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2003-09-30, 1:08 PM #6
Unfortunately, many of them survived that way anyhow.

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2003-09-30, 3:42 PM #7
Fortunately, the outlaw economists became the vikings of the business world, pillaging various Wall Street Firms and Charlie Sheen.

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2003-09-30, 3:44 PM #8
Unfortunately, they invested in Enron.

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2003-10-01, 9:53 AM #9
Fortunately, there was a sale at Macy's. And they all went and bought lots of crap.

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2003-10-01, 11:27 AM #10
Unfortunately, the crap literally was crap and soon began to stink up the Vikings’ homes.
2003-10-01, 4:21 PM #11
Fortunately, the vikings had a bunch of threatened cats lying around. They ate all the crap.

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<Dormouse> there are very few things quite as comforting as smelling like a close friend.

We are only human, perfect in our imperfections. - Erin amie du Dor

<Dormouse> it's really cute in the way that a sherman tank with a fuzzy steering wheel is cute
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2003-10-02, 2:10 AM #12
Unfortunately after they ate the crap they craped it back out again.

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2003-10-02, 4:35 PM #13
Fortunately ex-president Ronald Reagan, or as he preferred to be called, Superman, came cruising in low over Wall Street, blasting enemy tanks with his laser vision.

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2003-10-02, 4:50 PM #14
Unfortunately, the post above this one was quite random.

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."
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2003-10-02, 4:52 PM #15
Fortunately, that doesn't matter.
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2003-10-02, 5:16 PM #16
Unfortunately, I've decided to post on this thread. *evil grin*

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2003-10-02, 5:18 PM #17
Fortunately, we shall get back to the story.

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"x=2?! Them fightin' words."
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2003-10-02, 10:17 PM #18
unfortnately, regan remembered he couldn't fly and fell. He bumped his head and fell unconcious

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<Dormouse> there are very few things quite as comforting as smelling like a close friend.

We are only human, perfect in our imperfections. - Erin amie du Dor

<Dormouse> it's really cute in the way that a sherman tank with a fuzzy steering wheel is cute
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2003-10-03, 7:41 AM #19
fortunatly he reganed some of his brains.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Gideon:
Tell me, how will this brave new world enhance my ability to play solitaire and read porn e-mail?</font>
"For the love of carnage and discord, I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!"
2003-10-03, 2:08 PM #20
Unfortunately, they splattered back down onto the floor.

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Current Writers: Mikeyman and Tracer

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I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.
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I like waffles.
2003-10-03, 4:36 PM #21
fortunately, he probably wouldn't have helped the situation anyway

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2003-10-03, 4:56 PM #22
Unfortunately, it still leaves a mess on the floor.

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I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.
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I like waffles.
2003-10-07, 1:50 PM #23
Fortunately, this thread seems to be dead.

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2003-10-07, 3:25 PM #24
UnfortunatelyBATMAN.

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2003-10-07, 3:28 PM #25
Fortunately, here comes Mikeyman to the rescue.


(Or was that unfortunately? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif])

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Current Writers: Mikeyman and Tracer

WWWWWWAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFLLLLEESSSSSS!!!! WAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA!!

I'm just your friendly neighborhood Mikeyman.

[This message has been edited by mikeyman (edited October 07, 2003).]
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2003-10-08, 9:28 AM #26
Fortunately, Sarn seems to have made a return to the ISB at this very moment, and is currently cleaning up everything. Except the crap, which was cleaned up by Gebohq.

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2004-01-05, 3:30 PM #27
unfortunately

alpha1 has arrived to mess up the house

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2004-01-05, 11:20 PM #28
Fortunately FastGamerr decided to come to thread with thousands of pancakes.

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2004-01-06, 3:02 AM #29
Unfortunately, there was no surup.

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2004-01-06, 3:37 PM #30
fortunatly

there was some ultra chocolate syrup.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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2004-01-07, 7:31 AM #31
Unfortunately there was a troll waiting to attack and eat all the pancakes.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-01-08, 9:51 PM #32
Fortunately, MBS was near.

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2004-01-08, 10:21 PM #33
Unfortunately, the troll ate all the pancakes before the MBS could do anything about it.

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2004-01-08, 10:30 PM #34
Fortunately, the Massassi Brute Squad was disbanded before it could screw anything important up.

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2004-01-14, 2:26 PM #35
unfortuneatly, the disbanded MBS screwed up the admins lunch break.

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your curiosity will get the better of YOU one day.
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2004-01-14, 7:49 PM #36
Fortunately, Jaiph kicks arse (and the rest too [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif] ).

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan
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2004-01-29, 4:16 PM #37
Unfortunatly, happydud decides to put this thread back on track.

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2004-01-30, 9:25 PM #38
Fortunately, Ford knew how to put happydud in his place.

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<Dormouse> there are very few things quite as comforting as smelling like a close friend.

We are only human, perfect in our imperfections. - Erin amie du Dor

<Dormouse> it's really cute in the way that a sherman tank with a fuzzy steering wheel is cute
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2004-01-31, 7:08 PM #39
Unfortunatly, Happydud burned down his place/shaggin wagon a few days ago.. and no longer has a place. *bursts into tears*

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2004-01-31, 8:53 PM #40
TLTE points out to happydud Metaphors for Dummies and makes him note it as an essential purpose.
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