Mr. Clog walks up to the front desk to ask a question.

"Excuse me. Excuse me" he says politely.

The mustached lady behind the counter looks up and eyes the man.

"What do you want??" responsed the weird woman.

you can continue it people

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I'd like a band-aid.

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Frogblast the Vent Core!

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Mr. Clog falls to the floor in a pool of his own blood. A 6 foot piece of reebar (sp?) sticking out of his back. Mr. Clog has been murdered. It looks to be the work of Insane Construction-Worker Man (akin to Angle Grinder Man). This looks like a job for...

HAIRY-LIPPED HOSPITAL-RECEPTIONIST WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!11

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

Have something against Dutchies, eh?

The woman leaps over the desk, exposing her vintage 1956 loafers to the world. Bending over Mr. Clog, she swiftly, but deftly and with sure hands, rips the object (which name's spelling remains unknown) out of the mans back, inadvertently releasing his last breath. The woman is shocked at the uncanny resemblance of the sound to the words, "thank you very much."

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Yen is but one part of a larger problem in japan's bumbling attempts to pull out of a seemingly endless stagnation -Googlism

In came the dictionary, who screamed "Reebar isn't a word!" right before a bystander lit him on fire.

Meanwhile, the police forceably escorted Professor Plum to the station house on murder charges. Did Professor Plum really kill Mister Clog?

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

The woman was confused. She ran over to Mr. Dictionary and gave the walking book a good time. But was trouble near? Will the "Hairy-Lipped Hospital-Receptionist Woman" hero stop all evil???

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Insane Construction-Worker Man: Mwahahahahahaha! My plot is unfolding! With the fools unsure of what "reebar" is, I'm free to put REBAR through the backs of innocents!! NO ONE CAN STOP ME!!!

Just then, Hairy-Lipped Hospital-Receptionist Woman bumped into Insane Construction-Worker Man as they turned round a corner. However, during her off hours, our Heroine is known as mild-mannered Janeequah.

Janeequah: FRESH!

Janeequah slaps ICWM.

ICWM:ouch.

OMQ!! WHAT IS HAPPENING!? EVIL WAS SO CLOSE!? FLATULANCE!!!!!!!!111onewon

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OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

ICWM: Hmmm. Oh my. Your mustache is beautiful!

Janeequah: Why thank you! And your exposed skull looks good!

ICWM: I like you like I like animals! Will you go on a date?

Janeequah: YES!

The two people decided to go to a restaurant called "Chez George" at 6'o clock. But little did the Construction mad-man know that he just made an appointment with the force of justice!

Tune in for the next sheep-slapping good episode!!

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(Random quote) gothicX: *sexplodes*

As Construction Man was walking down the street, Angle Grinder Man flew down from the rooftops and brutally eviscerated him with an actual angle grinder.

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

NSP:

*sniff*.. I love this story.

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1337Yectiwan
OSC Returns!!
10 of 14 -- 27 Lives On

By the door, Hairy-Lipped Hospital-Receptionist Woman stood waiting by Chez George. Her date never came. Soon, it was 8'o clock and no sign of Insane Construction Worker Man appeared. Disappointed and depressed, tears rolled down into the woman's nicely trimmed mustache. It started to rain. The droplets splashed upon her gown and the restaurant windows behind her.

HLRW: Why?? Whyy???

She didn't know what happened to her lover. The heroine didn't know what to do...

What will happen in the next donkey-smashing good episode?!

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(Random quote) gothicX: *sexplodes*

[This message has been edited by Echoman (edited April 13, 2004).]

<Echo> http://forums.massassi.net/html/Forum7/HTML/000491.html <-- should I revive it?

No.

Wait....crap.

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I’m not going to die, I’m going to see if I was ever alive. - Spike
It's not your right to decide whether they live or die. They deserve a chance! - Vash
Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!