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ForumsInteractive Story Board → The Forum Of Juz
The Forum Of Juz
2004-05-03, 2:33 PM #1
In this story the forum of juz IS A REAL PLACE! now ill run away and see how this goes....

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janitor bobs idea of rogers video: He's actually the overweight guy next door who has a HUGE selection of videos, including the entire Lethal Weapon, Halloween, and 'Ernest' series.
The advantage is is that you can 'borrow' movies for long amounts of time without him remembering that you borrowed them.

The disadvantage is the pizza cheese grime on the DVDs
2004-05-03, 3:02 PM #2
SAJN_Master enters the room, the wild money•bie thing attacks him.

SAJN_Master: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR.FROOOOODOO!!! errm.. JUZ..or someone...AHHHHHH!

money•bie: Kekekeke, SPAM! WRAH EAT MY KILLER SPAM!

SAJN_Master: No, not the spam!

suddenly money•bie lets go of SAJN_Master and wanders over to the showcase forum

money•bie: Yes so as you can see I have just designed this castle in JED. The c...

SAJN_Master looks in shock

SAJN_Master: What the... he was just spamming..Juz..what...

Correction enters the room

Correction: What the, why is money•bie acting...normal.

SAJN_Master: I think it's the green, money•bie can only spam on blue forums...

Correction: Right...so can I leave now.

SAJN_Master: Yeah, let us both go back to the forum of Juz, we can rest in peace for a while before money•bie returns.

SAJN_Master and Correction wander back off to the Forum of ******



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Originally posted by Elana14: i would love a dong like that!
Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-04, 9:09 AM #3
Echoman comes into the story. He locates the uncreative thread and orders an artillery strike on it. Soon, explosive strikes destroy the place and imsoshort (who tripped when he was running away). Spam flew everywhere.

And that was the end.

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2004-05-04, 11:32 AM #4
It's moneyobie, you fiend.
2004-05-08, 3:54 PM #5
ARGGG IT DIES!!!!

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2004-05-09, 5:58 AM #6
money•bie was fleeing deep into the main server of the massassi temple where he was sending its spam all over the place. Then echoman send a second artillery strike among with three nuclair bombs, Lots of tanks, explosion and scud rockets in the main computer of massassi. Then he builded massassi again and we even diddnt noticed

THE END

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So,
He said: You freakin salmonfilet
I said: you tell that over here
He came to me and said: You freakin salmonfilet
Then we dronk to much and were singin: You freakin salmonfilet
2004-05-09, 5:19 PM #7
but time suddenly hiccups, and time gets rewound by 20 minutes.

SAJN_Master enters the room...

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2004-05-09, 5:32 PM #8
the wild money•bie thing attacks him.

SAJN_Master: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR.FROOOOODOO!!! errm.. JUZ..or someone...AHHHHHH!

money•bie: Kekekeke, SPAM! WRAH EAT MY KILLER SPAM!

SAJN_Master: No, not the spam!

suddenly money•bie lets go of SAJN_Master and wanders over to the showcase forum

money•bie: Yes so as you can see I have just designed this castle in JED. The c...

SAJN_Master looks in shock

SAJN_Master: What the... he was just spamming..Juz..what...

Correction enters the room

Correction: What the, why is money•bie acting...normal.

SAJN_Master: I think it's the green, money•bie can only spam on blue forums...

Correction: Right...so can I leave now.

SAJN_Master: Yeah, let us both go back to the forum of Juz, we can rest in peace for a while before money•bie returns.

SAJN_Master and Correction wander back off to the Forum of ******

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Think while it's still legal.
2004-05-09, 6:43 PM #9
FastGamerr: Right.

He returns to the corner, screwing with little pigs.

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2004-05-10, 3:56 PM #10
i hate you all this was soposed to be partially seriose!!!!!!!!!!!!!ARGH GAH ARGH!!!

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2004-05-10, 5:09 PM #11
Serious? The story sucked when it began, so let it die.

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