Picture it: A dusty battlefield. Miles of nothingness in all directions. Suddenly, a group of people becomes evident. They look at each other in suspicion. The motley crew is here to duke it out until there is ONLY one. They are:

Anakin Skywalker, The Chosen One (AKA Darth Vader)
The only known Midichlorian-induced virgin birth in the Star Wars universe. A Virgence in the force.

Paul Muad'ib Atriedes, The One Who Will Show Us the Way (AKA The Kwizats Haderach)
The Man-Child, the "One Who Can Go Where We Can Not, best known as the only male Bene Gesiret (Sp?)

Ra, The One True Ra (AKA The Almighty Sun God)
Not Actually a God, (Definitely not Gh'ould), the Ashen Parasite who has held the universe under his thumb for many millenia.

Thomas Anderson, The One (AKA Neo)
The re-incarnation of The Original Man.

Frodo Baggins, The Bearer of the One Ring (AKA Frodo Underhill)
He has not yet wilted, thus making him a better fighter.

John Conner, Our One Leader (AKA The Resistance Leader)
He has the help of TWO T-800 Terminators AND Kyle Reese (His Father).

Son Gohan, The One With the Hidden Powers (AKA The Great Saiyaman)
The first Super Saiyan Two, and the ONLY Mystic Saiyan in the known Universe.

Jesus Christ, The One Son of God (AKA The Messiah)
The Big J-C. A Savior.

Prince Budha, The One (AKA The Bhuda)
Need I say more?

The Dhali Lama, The One (AKA God on Earth)
Another Re-incarnate.

Moses, The One Brother of the Pharoah (AKA The Exodus Leader)
He does really cool stuff with his staff. Can you?

The O'Connel Son, The Chosen One (AKA The Wearer of the Braclet of Anubis)
His Mother is a Princess Re-Incarnate, his father a Warrior From God. Oh Boy.

Elvis Presley, The One (AKA The King)
Need i say more?

-That's all i feel like listing. There's more, but i can't think of any more. Feel free to add more (As long as they are from simmilar sources, not fan fics or such nonsense) Now come up with a good end with one person winning. There has to be a story to it. Once all the stories are submitted, the winner will... um... win.

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EVIL: Everlasting;
"I am down on whores, and i shant stop ripping them..."
-Jack the Ripper
"Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law..."
-Aliester "the Beast 666" Crowley
"I like you, don't come to school today..."
-Dylan Kleebold
"Ha ha, you have anthrax, you are going to die..."
-Annonymous Anthrax Letter
"I've been doing some writing..."
-Ted Skezinsky
"The entire world shall know that I am Vladamir the Impaler..."
-Prince Vladamir "The Impaler" Dracula
"I saw in a single flash of illumination a future event by which I knew beyond contradiction that the blood in my veins would one day become the vessel of the Folk-Spirit of my people..."
-Adolph Hitler
EVIL can last a long time...
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Buffy Summers, The Chosen One (AKA The Vampire Slayer)

Faith, The Other Chosen One (AKA The Vampire Slayer)

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"If all those usefull inventions that are lyable to abuse, should therefore be concealed, there is not any Art or Science, which might be lawfully profest."
-John Wilkins, Mercury, or the Secret and Swift messenger, shewing how a man may with privacy and speed Communicate his thoughts to a Friend at any distance (London, 1641)
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Frodo Baggins, not Underhill

Also...

Jet Li - The One, from the movie "The One"

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Jesus Christ flies into action, baptising Darth Vader with the blessed holy water.

Anakin: "Nooo! It burns my face!"

*Your move.*

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Flibbledy-dibbledy! Nyaaaaaaaahhh!

-The Last True Evil

Hm...

Aahz, He from Myth Adventures... Eh... ONE?
A big green Demond with a bit of a temper...

No?

Then forget I said anything...

Puff the Magic Dragon

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/runs

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