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Dada works from us
2004-09-06, 10:33 PM #1
((First off, this thread is called "Dada works from us" in reference to the Dada movement, which emphasises rules in creating art rather than traditional methods. It'll make more or less sense as you read on.

The goal is quite simple: create prose or poetry in English using primarily spell check and/or a translator. For instance, in this post, I started off by typing randomly into Word, giving some spaces here and there, then ran it through spell-checker a couple times so that most of the jibberish turned into words. I threw in a few periods to make some sentences, then I used babelfish to translate it from English to Greek to French to English to German and finally to English. And this is the final result, which I must admit isn't as good as I hoped. I've seen some good stuff come out of these sorts of works. Maybe you all can come up with some crazy cool stuff.))


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2004-09-07, 8:22 AM #2
Then God seperated the good from the bad and it was so. He pushed pie to the left, and said it was good. He then pushed Gebohq to the right, and wept.

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2004-09-07, 10:15 AM #3
Geb needs to polish his a bit more... maybe like this one:

Leper of mains vile of
Tarot of the ski of the spouse
Of darkened Kilda
Ads of geek of grebe
Timid chi of snubbed

That the vibe that links
Sheer baritones of vibe
Of the spirits what carina
Of Jock of Kobo, of the little girl
Of the judge
Of house doubled counterfeiting blows

Up japed sumacs of cub
Is such as l'oozy Amdahl of kohl
The pay-desk of flat wafer gad beef
Zilch five of leap maxis trough caviler
Which of duvet gads the false child
Dhobi of the flat wafer

Announce the counterfeiting for
Eh concaved bad I of the involution
The aerators of flab as hags of shagbark
Sebeka far at questions talc knaggy
Fold a law he walk towards
Unbar of the ice chariot
Of the frost Juan

Etiquette of Labs
Orphic of the Barrels
Pity themselves the hillock
Belch it concerning Nostrum of Byre
Of the piece of the Axe of Battles
Of the fixed can cabarets naked jell

Nix to children of the low, of the lack
Of the dike, of the leeks
Of obstacle, of meds gamed shah
Of the bumps
In Soviet ISB, NeS writes YOU!

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