since the serious crap never took off, here is something a little more lighthearted. y'all know how it works! I start, y'all contribute, I'll pop back in and make the irregular post to inch it along...ready?
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As I lay in my cell, staring at the ceiling, I couldn't help but wonder...when did The Cheesecake doublecross me? I mean, it's not exactly like that was something I expected, I watched them make the damn thing...but...ever since then...well...I suppose I should start at the beginning. unfortunately, I don't know where that is, so I'll just start at a convenient point in my memory and go from there.
My name is Orsinian Vilmer. everybody always calls me Ors though, cuz...well, would you want to try saying Orsinian very often? I suppose, when I look back on it, I should start out at my profession of choice. I was a freelance...
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yeah, I got stymied, but, it makes for a good take-off point. have fun!